Ok, fuck this. I'm going to play the only useful card I can play for this game, something I never done before (or even considered), and then I dont care since this game is hand picked.
I'm going to be very clear to the special role civilians in this post, the detective, the bodyguard and the jailer, I'm the lawyer. Dont think, dont question, stop your paranoid mind for a sec and just accept it, its a waste of time. I wouldnt say I'm the lawyer if I wasnt, you can give it an hour or two after you read this post to see if the "real" lawyer would call me on the BS, but we both logically know that wouldnt happen, there is no logical gain for to do this (yeah I can dupe two big special roles and have a big party at the G den, but 2nd day? In a game that looks like it will be easy for Gs to get shit done? Not likely).
The reason I'm doing this? Only use I can be to you as looks like, considering saving one of your sorry asses from lynching as a lawyer isnt something I will likely be doing anytime soon at the rate and activity this game is headed in, well back to only use I can be to you, is you ALL PM me, and I can be get you all to get together and work together. Except the jailer, he can be recruited down the line, you can use him or not, doesnt matter, but wont tell him/her your names. You should at this point think, "well, you can be recruited to", well yeah, but thats days from now (0% chance that they recruited last night, or will tonight, even after this post, cant benifite from doing it since no one is cleared or safe), and I will for sure not survive that long, guranteed (since its confirmed as handpicked, the fucking Gs would figure I'm more special then a mere lawyer and whack me, and when I out myself like this, I'm whacked anyways). So if you want to get the ball rolling and get the game started as a civilian think tank, go ahead.
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