Do you speak english? :D (2 Viewers)

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Holygr4le

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    Maresca said:
    mein Auto ist kapput, brauche hilfe:D
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    German guests at his hotel: Wir wollen ein automobil...

    John Cleese:
    Wir..., well we get back to that. Wollen... voluntary... ein auotometen... Ahh! You are volunteering to go get some meet. No, that is not necessary. We got all the meet we need here in zie building. Muuuuuuu (takes his fingers and makes hornes on his head)

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    Il Re

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    lol i love that episode, "DONT MENTION THE WAR!!, I MENTIONED IT A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH IT"
     
    Tom

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    Can ve pleease stop talking about ze war?

    What do you mean, you started it!

    No ve didn't!!

    Yes you did, you invaded Poland!!

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    Holygr4le

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    Classy quotes. :D

    What about this one?

    German man: Entschuldigen Sie, bitte, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?
    Basil: I'm sorry, could you say that again?
    German lady: You speak German?
    Basil: Oh, German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you. Of course, the Germans! :lol:
     
    Maresca

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    Holygr4le said:
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    German guests at his hotel: Wir wollen ein automobil...

    John Cleese:
    Wir..., well we get back to that. Wollen... voluntary... ein auotometen... Ahh! You are volunteering to go get some meet. No, that is not necessary. We got all the meet we need here in zie building. Muuuuuuu (takes his fingers and makes hornes on his head)

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    I´m sitting alone laughing my ass off.
    Remember the episode where the Americans came in late wanting something to eat?
    The resturant were closed but he slipped John Cleese a ten to open it for them.
    John kept the money pretending the chef was still around...

    Mr Hamilton: Could you make me a Waldorf Salad?
    Basil: Oh, ... ah, ... wa?
    Mr Hamilton: Waldorf Salad?
    Basil: I think we are just out of Waldorfs.

    [Basil is looking for the ingredients for a Waldorf salad in the kitchen.]
    Sybil: If you'd just look.
    Basil: I have looked. There's no celery, there's no grapes, ... walnuts! That's a laught, easier to find a packet of sliced hippopotamus in suitcase sauce than a walnut in this bloody kitchen.
    Sybil: Now, we've got apples.
    Basil: Oh, terrific! Let's celebrate! We'll have an apple party: Everybody brings his own apple and stuffs it down somebody's throat.
     
    Tom

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    oh i'm sorry but i think we're fresh out of waldorf :D

    or the one with mrs richards..

    "may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel room window?
    The hanging gardens of babylon, perhaps.. herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?" :howler:
     
    3pac

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    i dont understand this thread sincei cant read and the video wont work on a mac

    i wish i could speak polish though, anyone offering lessons?
     
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    Tom said:
    "may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel room window?
    The hanging gardens of babylon, perhaps.. herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?" :howler:
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    :lol:

    Remeber this one?
    Moosehead on the counter, Manuel on the floor behind it cleaning and the Major enters the room.

    Manuel- Shello.
    Major- Uhh hello...
    Manuel- How are you today?
    Major- Uhhh..., I´m fi fi fine...
    Manuel- I speak english. I´ve learned it from a boooook...

    Later Basil is trying to put the mooses head on the wall and the Major arrives.
    Major- Great moosehead you have there Basil.
    Basil- Uhm.., well it´s alright.
    Major- Is it japanese?
    Basil- Japanese??? No, Canadian i think.
    Major- Ahh... did not know they were that tecnical..., Canadians.

    :D
     
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