did you guys notice this ? (3 Viewers)

[Emma]

My mistake

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Photos of me stealing them? You think I want to go to jail?

Nah, not those fotos. I am sure River will take you to the "Big House" one day.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
My mistake

OK. Sure, I'll buy some of your shoes, but if you want the big money you'll have to sell me shoes stolen from River's MILF mother.

 

[Emma]

No she wont and actually when compared to some other wacky friends shes not THAT bad at all

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
No she wont and actually when compared to some other wacky friends shes not THAT bad at all

Just make sure you don't throw your shot glass at the bartender.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


OK. Sure, I'll buy some of your shoes, but if you want the big money you'll have to sell me shoes stolen from River's MILF mother.

Im really gonna send you shoes. Im not even kidding

Rivers mums? Jez this will be tricky. Ill need to sneak into her room at night and pinch them.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Just make sure you don't throw your shot glass at the bartender.

He wishes it was a shot glass. It was a glass ashtray, those things are heavy

 

[Slagathor]

A glass ashtray? Jebus... Remind me to not piss you off next time I'm in England and we accidently run into each other or something

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Im really gonna send you shoes. Im not even kidding

Rivers mums? Jez this will be tricky. Ill need to sneak into her room at night and pinch them.

*Moving past River into first place on my favorites list*

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
A glass ashtray? Jebus... Remind me to not piss you off next time I'm in England and we accidently run into each other or something

Wasnt me. It was River.

Didnt River tell you guys these stories when she was around?

She has an anger management problem. She often hits people with bottles, kicks things, throws things, smashes things, even her own things. Weird child

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


He wishes it was a shot glass. It was a glass ashtray, those things are heavy

Jesus, River must be one angry girl. Remind me to not piss her off when I come to England. Looks like I will have to take it easy on the EPL...



Oh, and I want a shoe too.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



*Moving past River into first place on my favorites list*

I'll take over again. Its only a matter of time

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Wasnt me. It was River.

Didnt River tell you guys these stories when she was around?

She has an anger management problem. She often hits people with bottles, kicks things, throws things, smashes things, even her own things. Weird child

Did anyone ever tell her about the 'count to ten' advice? Yes? Bummer.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Jesus, River must be one angry girl. Remind me to not piss her off when I come to England. Looks like I will have to take it easy on the EPL...



Oh, and I want a shoe too.

To be fair the guy deserved it

Shoes can be purchased from my new online store. www.riversMILFmother.com

 

[The Pado]

Alright Andy!!! Send him a shoe too! This might catch on.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Shoes can be purchased from my new online store. www.riversMILFmother.com

Brilliant!




Still laughing my ass off.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


To be fair the guy deserved it

Shoes can be purchased from my new online store. www.riversMILFmother.com

Why can't we just order by phone?

Strangly, I see potential in this business.

 

[Emma]

I should set this up. I bet there are loads of men out there wanting shoes to jack a load into.

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh you have no idea how useful they are Emma.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I should set this up. I bet there are loads of men out there wanting shoes to jack a load into.

Well . . . there's me. Also Fliakis and Andy. After that it might be difficult to find men as honest as the three of us.