++ [ originally posted by Kaliman
] ++
not near... in!
I always have to spank him with a rare plant, cuz he wont stay away from the refrigerator.
Bloody bastard ...
Sometimes the plant isn't enough, so I have to show him my machine that converts turds into big brochures containing interesting facts about what grass talks about.
Then he start putting turds in the machine, usually his own turds, he drops them everywhere.