What in the hell did I just miss?
Do I even want to know?
I know for a fact that I missed "Jack's Night of 1000 Moderators", and I'm still perturbed by it to this day.
janna, why do you take everything so personally? Nobody here hates you or anything like that.
At least I don't hate you, anyway. And back in the day, a long time ago, me not hating you held some weight around these parts.