Dan (craterface) Vs. Elnur ( Malt man) (14 Viewers)

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Just picture what the commentator would say. I would laugh for a day straight.

he would go .... "moving on"

 

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[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
"OMG it seems as if Becks is crying, ohhh, and it seems he is going to come off, what a pussy whipped beotch..."

At least that is what I would hope he would say.

me too. But the only difference is after it hits his face it ricochets on his ***** and he has an operation remove it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ha, that would be laughable.

 

[Dan]

His dick would probably get sold on ebay.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I would buy it just to stick it on a pike and hang it out of my car as I drive all over England.

 

[Dan]

at least Ferguson would salute you before you got gang raped by drunken fans.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
at least Ferguson would salute you before you got gang raped by drunken fans.

Then change the car to a tank, and the pike to a 10m flagpole.

 

[Dan]

They would probably think its an american invasion. A tank, and the ***** of Britains most loved Icon.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

If Beckham is their most loved icon, then we should invade and kill every single one of them.

 

[Dan]

Its more the media making people think about Beckham. they did a great job in that.

 

[Turdhead]

this is about as gay as it gets do da, do da

 

[Dan]

So Elnur, do you want to concede already to save your dignity ?

 

[Elnur_E65]

Of course not!

This is just the beginning!

 

[Dan]

Andy was totally right when he said Barce arent as good as everyone thinks.

 

[Dan]

I you Damien!

 

[Elnur_E65]

That bastard

 

[Dan]

Uh oh.. i boasted too soon. But im not phased.. barce still have to go to the Bridge with a full strength chelsea squad.

 

[Elnur_E65]

Yep. Anything can happen!

 

[Dan]

Well, Advantage to you Elnur. For now..!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

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