Congrats brother you certainly are a baby making machine. If I ever have trouble conceiving, I'll be at your door with a cup and an ice box. Then, my (our) child will become the greatest statistician ever!
I will call it... 'Juve's big fan'.
Does the rest of the world have the tradition of 'wetting the baby's head' (all the men going out getting smashed to celebrate) or is that just a good old Scottish excuse for a piss up?