Cristiano Ronaldo (125 Viewers)

[ColloRosso]

Word is he wrote down Dzeko on a piece of paper, which he placed on the ground. Then he took out his dick and pissed all over it. At that point he said 'Dzeko who?'.

I just heard it though, didn't see it myself.

This guy

 

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[j0ker]

“The crazy idea came up after the first match here,” Paratici explained to Sky after today’s Press conference.
“When Cristiano received the ovation, after the overhead goal, we talked to his agent [Jorge Mendes] during the week.
“He said: 'look, he was struck by all the attention he received. He was impressed, and he’d like to come and play for Juve one day’.

https://www.football-italia.net/124581/paratici-'ronaldo-crazy-idea’

Our fans

 

[shilawieh]

Higuain is not even the best striker in Juve, give me a break

and Messi his rival? is this 2012?
@Hustini

I said 'was' and 'even'.
I didn't say higgy was our best striker.
get better at reading. now i feel sorry for changing my name smh.

 

[campionesidd]

His first social media post

 

[ColloRosso]

“The crazy idea came up after the first match here,” Paratici explained to Sky after today’s Press conference.
“When Cristiano received the ovation, after the overhead goal, we talked to his agent [Jorge Mendes] during the week.
“He said: 'look, he was struck by all the attention he received. He was impressed, and he’d like to come and play for Juve one day’.

www.football-italia.net#article/footballitalia-124581

Our fans

"Madrid was no fun anymore and besides I was tired of being in the comfort zone playing in Easy Mode. "

 

[He-Man]

Maaan, this is pure art , like Claude Monet or Paul Gauguin. HYPNOTIZING

 

[Hust]

Higuain is not even the best striker in Juve, give me a break

and Messi his rival? is this 2012?
@Hustini

 

[zizinho]

I said 'was' and 'even'.
I didn't say higgy was our best striker.
get better at reading. now i feel sorry for changing my name smh.

oh, its you Aziz sorry @Hustini, fake alarm

Higuain is like a fat, undersized, unathletic Dzeko, whos worse at everything skillwise. dont even mention him in this thread please

 

[Stephan]

Do you think he will demand a transfer when we lose CL final? Or tell Dybala to move to Real before he then gets sold to PSG.

 

[j0ker]

His first social media post

Finally.

 

[ColloRosso]

oh, its you Aziz sorry @Hustini, fake alarm

Higuain is like a fat, undersized, unathletic Dzeko, whos worse at everything skillwise. dont even mention him in this thread please

you and Dzeko... are you bosnian?

 

[Amer]

Man all of this is such a cool story and we can only be proud of it.

 

[zizinho]

Do you think he will demand a transfer when we lose CL final? Or tell Dybala to move to Real before he then gets sold to PSG.

he came here to:
-win Serie A, become 1st player ever to win La Liga, EPL and Serie A, 3 biggest leagues in Europe
-get more Balon dors, atleast 7 in total
-win atleast 2 CLs, tying Milan as 2nd most all time (him, not us lol)
-break ADPs scoring record, 290 goals. gonna need 7-8 seasons in my estimate

he will retire here, and he will be the unquestionable GOAT when he does. already is, but after hes done here, no one will dare question it

 

[Tomate]

Should have tagged the Juventus account to give them more followers.

Sell for being ungrateful.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I wish they asked him what he thought about the new home jersey, and specifically the sticker.

 

[campionesidd]

oh, its you Aziz sorry @Hustini, fake alarm

Higuain is like a fat, undersized, unathletic Dzeko, whos worse at everything skillwise. dont even mention him in this thread please

Fanboyism at its finest

 

[ColloRosso]

Man all of this is such a cool story and we can only be proud of it.

Today history was made.

 

[zizinho]

you and Dzeko... are you bosnian?

yes. but doesent change the fact Dzeko was 2nd best player in CL last season, behind only CR

 

[Stephan]

he came here to:
-win Serie A, become 1st player ever to win La Liga, EPL and Serie A, 3 biggest leagues in Europe
-get more Balon dors, atleast 7 in total
-win atleast 2 CLs, tying Milan as 2nd most all time (him, not us lol)
-break ADPs scoring record, 290 goals. gonna need 7-8 seasons in my estimate

he will retire here, and he will be the unquestionable GOAT when he does. already is, but after hes done here, no one will dare question it

You say that but we might still lose CL finals.

 

[Juventus 32]

His first social media post

Forza Juve! #FinoAllaFine