byron my man it's good to hear that you are alive,well and doing us proud
i fail to see what the problem is here,i mean it is shitty that the "fake" girl was not real but what can you do?
as for the PBFH (that is psycho bitch from hell) do what i would do in a situation like this...........
give her your mates number! she will screw the brains out of him to try and make you jealous, before getting bored of you not giving a monkeys arse,your mate will get sex and probably feel he owes you a favour and you get her off your back for a while
it's a win-win situation