Crazy Ex (26 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Okay so while I was gone for some time I was in a "commited & exclusive" relationship with this rather mysterious woman.It was fun while it lasted & lets just say I didnt regret one bit of it until now!

She's half french & venezuelan,blue eyes,dark tan & athletic body,so in all fairness I was entitled to be whipped!Without a second thought I avoided places of temptation & fun,which is the right thing to do!Unfortunately the novelty wore off & we parted ways which was way too easy in all honesty.

Few weeks back i had a friend request on facebook from a gorgeous girl & at first I was suspicious about it.We flirted & she sent pics my way & eventually she wanted to meet.I agreed & from that moment I never heard from her again.

Earlier on today I received several text messages & e-mails saying that Im a weasel(which i thought was quite amusing) & that I was a scumbag for moving on so quickly.My ex fabricated this girl on facebook to snoop on my profile after I removed her as a friend.Now I just received another text saying that only she can end things!

Bozi get ur ass online now! Im screwed!

 

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[Azzurri7]

This is what happens when you don't take your brother (Rab)'s advice.

 

[Il Re]

Byrone, hahahaha, she's just bitter, unless you wanted to get back with her, who really cares what she thinks now? you had your fun

 

[Marceℓℓo]

That happened to me aswell numerous times.That was quite funny because I knew who is behind that fake MSN address and I messed around.

Girls

 

[Byrone]

You would have done the same damn thing u perv.

 

[Enron]

Bryon, get the restraining order quick mate.

 

[Byrone]

Bryon, get the restraining order quick mate.

I live in arfica eazy e,those things mean shite here.

 

[swag]

From personal experience, I've been stalked by a psycho ex. In some way, it's a little flattering. The trouble was it got particularly intense when I was trying to start up a relationship with someone else who was anything but psycho. (And for the record, I married that latter, non-psycho woman. Good move. :thumbs: )

The best policy here is to ignore and avoid. After a while, she'll have to get bored. The more you react, the more she will think she is in control and is pulling your puppet strings.

When I had my stalker driving 40 miles out of her way to leave me love notes under my windshield of my car, I didn't think much of it. But it really cramped my style in trying to get past her and start something else. The new girlfriend (and eventual wife) had to have some real fortitude to put up with that crap.

 

[Enron]

I live in arfica eazy e,those things mean shite here.

By restraining order I meant a new girlfriend that knows kung fu.

 

[Byrone]

From personal experience, I've been stalked by a psycho ex. In some way, it's a little flattering. The trouble was it got particularly intense when I was trying to start up a relationship with someone else who was anything but psycho. (And for the record, I married that latter, non-psycho woman. Good move. :thumbs: )

The best policy here is to ignore and avoid. After a while, she'll have to get bored. The more you react, the more she will think she is in control and is pulling your puppet strings.

When I had my stalker driving 40 miles out of her way to leave me love notes under my windshield of my car, I didn't think much of it. But it really cramped my style in trying to get past her and start something else. The new girlfriend (and eventual wife) had to have some real fortitude to put up with that crap.

Thanks Greg,Ill try it but I dont think she's gonna let go that easily.

By restraining order I meant a new girlfriend that knows kung fu.

I should start looking.

 

[V]

Sure, now that she dumped you, you come back here.

 

[swag]

Sure, now that she dumped you, you come back here.

 

[Bozi]

byron my man it's good to hear that you are alive,well and doing us proud

i fail to see what the problem is here,i mean it is shitty that the "fake" girl was not real but what can you do?

as for the PBFH (that is psycho bitch from hell) do what i would do in a situation like this...........


give her your mates number! she will screw the brains out of him to try and make you jealous, before getting bored of you not giving a monkeys arse,your mate will get sex and probably feel he owes you a favour and you get her off your back for a while

it's a win-win situation

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Rone, just buy me a ticket over there and I'll kill her.

 

[Byrone]

Sure, now that she dumped you, you come back here.

First off I dumped her ass cause she was way too needy & secondly if u didnt have a penis maybe you & I would have hooked up fvckface!

byron my man it's good to hear that you are alive,well and doing us proud

i fail to see what the problem is here,i mean it is shitty that the "fake" girl was not real but what can you do?

as for the PBFH (that is psycho bitch from hell) do what i would do in a situation like this...........


give her your mates number! she will screw the brains out of him to try and make you jealous, before getting bored of you not giving a monkeys arse,your mate will get sex and probably feel he owes you a favour and you get her off your back for a while

it's a win-win situation

So WOULD Katja mind if you came over for a month or so?

 

[Byrone]

Rone, just buy me a ticket over there and I'll kill her.

I dont think you would make it past customs Burke.

 

[Bozi]

So WOULD Katja mind if you came over for a month or so?

wouldn't be a problem mate but i have promised my heart to Cigdem

 

[swag]

byron my man it's good to hear that you are alive,well and doing us proud

i fail to see what the problem is here,i mean it is shitty that the "fake" girl was not real but what can you do?

as for the PBFH (that is psycho bitch from hell) do what i would do in a situation like this...........


give her your mates number! she will screw the brains out of him to try and make you jealous, before getting bored of you not giving a monkeys arse,your mate will get sex and probably feel he owes you a favour and you get her off your back for a while

it's a win-win situation

That's brilliant. The gift that keeps on giving...

 

[Cronios]

Byrone, dont you dare to pay for a sin you didnt commit...
You are too cool for that (or at least used to be)

 

[Byrone]

wouldn't be a problem mate but i have promised my heart to Cigdem

Tosser!