Craziest Thing You've Ever Seen? (1 Viewer)

ghij438

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Apr 21, 2010
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I've seen a man eat his own head.

I saw a Killer Whale call a postal worker to complain about his deodorant.

I once recall an Austrian gentleman yelling on the streets of Thailand, "I EAT TIRES."

When I was a baby doll, I saw a young woman recall all of the numbers ever heard of, she spoke them for 567 years.

I once saw a man tie his shoes with sticks and complain they wouldn't bend.

I saw an Indian man eat a cow, whole.

I once chose to see a donkey show, yea.

I heard of a man called Mike play Football Manager for 1 day, 23 hours in a 3 day span.

I saw a one-eyed man write a novel with his good eye closed.

I saw a Jew laugh at Hannukah and spin his Dreidle on another's anus.

I recall a poem about a man who saw a funeral in his brain.

I saw a man get his hair cut with a lawnmower.

I saw a lawnmower roll over a guy's head and spray his hair and brains all over his Inter jersey.

I saw Cambiasso kiss Eto'o in the showers, Materazzi was 'bating.

I saw gay sex (Roma v Lazio).

I used to watch things in my mind called "pictures" when I sleep, I saw those.

I saw a grown man write a psychiatrist a prescription for a real job.

I saw a movie about two window guys whose heads flew over bridges.

I once seen this little girls ride a bike to Romania for guy called Rab.

I see Dus turn down sandwich because ingredent was semen.

I used to think it was funny when I see guys smack each other butt.

Gandhi killed jews, I sees that.

I got my shit fucked up when I saw a rape, I was one be raped.

I can't believe I see this, a boy on chains around neck of Joseph Ratzingers.

I see body of Anne Frank, it's in my belly.

I once see Olli Kahn punch ball into other team net.

I saw kid call kyle smoke parsley becuz he think marijahwannah.

I once sees pres bush write full complete sentence, he could not read it though.

I one time see comedy of century, call Schindlur's Lischt.

I once saw guy steal car, run over Matty Stepanik.

I once see dude call a man on phones and go sleeps.

I once saw kids urinate on bicycle.

I once see kids put urinated bicycles in back of trucks.

I once see stabbing in bar, kid get rolled.

I once saw gays butt punch Deneb for be smarts to there faces.

I nce see kid say to rapper he is from where he is.

I once saw a lesbian eat a dick in international waters.

I see ugly women get men who have money.

I see Mohammer, he say Delpie love Candyman.
 

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mikhail

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2003
9,576
#7
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,951
#11
I've seen a man eat his own head.

I saw a Killer Whale call a postal worker to complain about his deodorant.

I once recall an Austrian gentleman yelling on the streets of Thailand, "I EAT TIRES."

When I was a baby doll, I saw a young woman recall all of the numbers ever heard of, she spoke them for 567 years.

I once saw a man tie his shoes with sticks and complain they wouldn't bend.

I saw an Indian man eat a cow, whole.

I once chose to see a donkey show, yea.

I heard of a man called Mike play Football Manager for 1 day, 23 hours in a 3 day span.

I saw a one-eyed man write a novel with his good eye closed.

I saw a Jew laugh at Hannukah and spin his Dreidle on another's anus.

I recall a poem about a man who saw a funeral in his brain.

I saw a man get his hair cut with a lawnmower.

I saw a lawnmower roll over a guy's head and spray his hair and brains all over his Inter jersey.

I saw Cambiasso kiss Eto'o in the showers, Materazzi was 'bating.

I saw gay sex (Roma v Lazio).

I used to watch things in my mind called "pictures" when I sleep, I saw those.

I saw a grown man write a psychiatrist a prescription for a real job.

I saw a movie about two window guys whose heads flew over bridges.

I once seen this little girls ride a bike to Romania for guy called Rab.

I see Dus turn down sandwich because ingredent was semen.

I used to think it was funny when I see guys smack each other butt.

Gandhi killed jews, I sees that.

I got my shit fucked up when I saw a rape, I was one be raped.

I can't believe I see this, a boy on chains around neck of Joseph Ratzingers.

I see body of Anne Frank, it's in my belly.

I once see Olli Kahn punch ball into other team net.

I saw kid call kyle smoke parsley becuz he think marijahwannah.

I once sees pres bush write full complete sentence, he could not read it though.

I one time see comedy of century, call Schindlur's Lischt.

I once saw guy steal car, run over Matty Stepanik.

I once see dude call a man on phones and go sleeps.

I once saw kids urinate on bicycle.

I once see kids put urinated bicycles in back of trucks.

I once see stabbing in bar, kid get rolled.

I once saw gays butt punch Deneb for be smarts to there faces.

I nce see kid say to rapper he is from where he is.

I once saw a lesbian eat a dick in international waters.

I see ugly women get men who have money.

I see Mohammer, he say Delpie love Candyman.
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This is hilarious, why is he banned????
 

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