Wow thats bad man. I might be moving to the UK in the near future. This doesn't sound good.
Our free sports channels(various channels) broadcast the Ligue, the Argentine league, the Brazilian league, the Copa Libertadores, the Dutch league, the UEFA cup and the German league.
Al Jazeera sport, which is not free, but is very cheap. 24 Euro's a year. Broadcasts the CL, the Liga and the Serie A.
The only league that is hard to get coverage for is the EPL. It's with Showtime Sport. 240 Euro's a year.
But all in all, we get very extensive football coverage in this part of the world.