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Layce Erayce

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Aug 11, 2002
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    lol well this is what I suggest. I suggest you go donate something to all the people who want to eat lamb...

    it works. really.


    Your agony aunt:)eek:)


    ;)
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    To all of those people who wish to eat lamb, I will donate one cup of Dunkin' Donuts to each of these weirdos. It is the best tasting stuff on earth . . . much better than lamb!
     

    Majed

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    Jul 17, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    I have a conflict that requires mediation. It seems that some people (and I don't want to name names) want to eat lamb. Well, that is unacceptable to me. Now I want to kick some ass!
    What's wrong with Lamb may i ask?!
     
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    Layce Erayce

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    not to mention you can train them as excellent bodyguards.

    my sheep, a 7-year old named gregory is fluent in 6 languages, has mastered 2 martial arts, can cook, clean, do the hoovering, and was a godzilla-double for a japanese movie in the 50s

    he spent 6 years inside in colorado for carrying a concealed weapon(4 actually- 2 uzis, a kitana and a cattle-prod) with intent to kill, but the charges were acquitted upon claims of insanity. later he was arrested in a sting on a cockfighting ring in new mexico but he jumped the border, doing remixes for artists like jlo, u2, the doors, the ramones, the strokes, the vines, and the wallflowers,

    now he's in bolivia facing charges of lewdness and indecent exposure at a local nightclub. can you bail him out?
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    A sheep that made movies back in the 1950's and at one point spent 6 years in prison, and is only 7 years old? Lac, I think you should get a sheep to help with your math homework:D
     
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    Layce Erayce

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    oops. i failed to mention that the sheep is 7 sheep-years old :D

    and has gone thru various snout-lift, tummy-tuck and udder augmentation procedures :D
     

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