not to mention you can train them as excellent bodyguards.
my sheep, a 7-year old named gregory is fluent in 6 languages, has mastered 2 martial arts, can cook, clean, do the hoovering, and was a godzilla-double for a japanese movie in the 50s
he spent 6 years inside in colorado for carrying a concealed weapon(4 actually- 2 uzis, a kitana and a cattle-prod) with intent to kill, but the charges were acquitted upon claims of insanity. later he was arrested in a sting on a cockfighting ring in new mexico but he jumped the border, doing remixes for artists like jlo, u2, the doors, the ramones, the strokes, the vines, and the wallflowers,
now he's in bolivia facing charges of lewdness and indecent exposure at a local nightclub. can you bail him out?