Comeback kings and queens! (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter baggio
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I dont agree with u Vitoria. Its wrong to look at some1 in a demeaning way, no matter how bad they are or how good you are. She got wat she deserved. She thot she was way too kewl for him. But from the way i saw it, i thot he came off the better from the exchange even though she refused him, he let her know, it made no difference to him in a really smart way.
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comebacks are cool. i dont have lines but when theyre really random and on-the-spot like theyre way cool
like when someone asks me: "hey do you have a pen i can borrow?"
"no but when i asked ur mama that i was in for a rude shock"
i usually dont forget to mention that i was kidding when i finished laughing
like when someone asks me: "hey do you have a pen i can borrow?"
"no but when i asked ur mama that i was in for a rude shock"
i usually dont forget to mention that i was kidding when i finished laughing
He said . . . "I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it."
She said.... "You wear pants don't you?"
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He said . . . "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said.... That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart!"
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He said . . . "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?"
She said . . . "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
put in it."
She said.... "You wear pants don't you?"
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He said . . . "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said.... That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He said . . . "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?"
She said . . . "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
For Vit
don't bother with site....... there's nothing else but these
He says: Is this seat empty?
She says: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down!
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: Do Not Enter!!
M: (puts his hand on your leg or around the neck)
F: Excuse me! This is NOT Burger King and you may NOT have it your way!
(M) Haven't I seen you some place before?
(F) Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
(M) So what do you do for a living?
(F) I'm a female impersonator.
(M) So how do you like your eges in the morning?
(F) Unfertilized.
(M) Your body is like a temple.
(F) Sorry, there are no services today.
don't bother with site....... there's nothing else but these
He says: Is this seat empty?
She says: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down!
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: Do Not Enter!!
M: (puts his hand on your leg or around the neck)
F: Excuse me! This is NOT Burger King and you may NOT have it your way!
(M) Haven't I seen you some place before?
(F) Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
(M) So what do you do for a living?
(F) I'm a female impersonator.
(M) So how do you like your eges in the morning?
(F) Unfertilized.
(M) Your body is like a temple.
(F) Sorry, there are no services today.
