Claudio Ranieri (29 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

Whats with all this cheesy shit?,sounds like an Italien love flick.

Italian*

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

no, it's 22 guys running after a ball

if thats how you perceive it. fine

but i like to think of it more passionatly

 

[Ahmed]

if thats how you perceive it. fine

but i like to think of it more passionatly

you need to get laid ASAP

 

[Badass J Elkann]

you need to get laid ASAP

i hope you're not offering

 

[Ahmed]

I know that's what you are secretly hoping for, but sorry, I don't swing that way

 

[Red]

no, it's 22 guys running after a ball

21 once Zambrotta has done his thing.

 

[Ahmed]

FORZA DE CHELLYAAAAAY!!!!

 

[jukazem]

football is just a long series of battles.

Seems like a never-ending war to me. Juve's winning 27/29 against some 17/16, but when do Juve actually win?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Seems like a never-ending war to me. Juve's winning 27/29 against some 17/16, but when do Juve actually win?

when justice is served.

 

[jukazem]

when justice is served.

What is this justice?

If you're talking Farsopoli, then say we have our scudetto rightlyfully returned, and Inter gets relegated for Farsopoli (wishful thinking and injustice to some Interistis), what then? We'll miss the team we like to beat for one season and then they will be back to compete again and again and again till we are or :evil: or . Can you call something a war if it has no end?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

What is this justice?

If you're talking Farsopoli, then say we have our scudetto rightlyfully returned, and Inter gets relegated for Farsopoli (wishful thinking and injustice to some Interistis), what then? We'll miss the team we like to beat for one season and then they will be back to compete again and again and again till we are or :evil: or . Can you call something a war if it has no end?

justice is whatever you want it to be, my personal justice is winning the scudetto and/or cl then we fight a new war to retain it.

 

[jukazem]

justice is whatever you want it to be, my personal justice is winning the scudetto and/or cl then we fight a new war to retain it.

To you, the length of a war is the time it takes for Juve to win the Scudetto?
Once it's won, it's a new war, until then it's a battle? Cool!

 

[v1rtu4l]

What is this justice?

If you're talking Farsopoli, then say we have our scudetto rightlyfully returned, and Inter gets relegated for Farsopoli (wishful thinking and injustice to some Interistis), what then? We'll miss the team we like to beat for one season and then they will be back to compete again and again and again till we are or :evil: or . Can you call something a war if it has no end?

you do miss the fact that inter would probably lose 80% of the squad and that would leave them with big problems even in serie b, because a new team would have to find itself to play together.

 

[Ahmed]

football is just a long series of battles.

Seems like a never-ending war to me. Juve's winning 27/29 against some 17/16, but when do Juve actually win?

when justice is served.

What is this justice?

If you're talking Farsopoli, then say we have our scudetto rightlyfully returned, and Inter gets relegated for Farsopoli (wishful thinking and injustice to some Interistis), what then? We'll miss the team we like to beat for one season and then they will be back to compete again and again and again till we are or :evil: or . Can you call something a war if it has no end?

justice is whatever you want it to be, my personal justice is winning the scudetto and/or cl then we fight a new war to retain it.

To you, the length of a war is the time it takes for Juve to win the Scudetto?
Once it's won, it's a new war, until then it's a battle? Cool!

By the power vested in me by the Juventuz moderators, I know pronounce you man and wife...MAZAL TOV!

 

[Dan]

if thats how you perceive it. fine

but i like to think of it more passionatly

passionately?

Sounds a little extreme to me. Do you know the definition of war? or anything about sparta other than the film 300?

 

[Dan]

By the power vested in me by the Juventuz moderators, I know pronounce you man and wife...MAZAL TOV!

 

[Dan]

Italian*

oh come on, you've more spelling mistakes in your posts than toast has crumbs

 

[rounder]

football is just a long series of battles.

no, it's 22 guys running after a ball

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that our jewish virgin can't simply enjoy football without making weird and obsessive war references and such, or the fact that Akhmed can't acknowledge a metaphor to save his life.

 

[Amaurisimo]

football is just a long series of battles.

I agree. Every new game is new batle where we want to win..

no, it's 22 guys running after a ball

and this part as well, unless we play with Buffon, than its 23

 

[Osman]

I know you are a fan of Ranieri, but being a fanboy doesnt mean making cliche obvious remarks like him with the first one, and vintage bewildering mysterious Ranierism one like with the second (akin to "its 4 halves in a game" one).

You can be just YOU without acting like him and still like him, mmmkay? He will appriciate you all the same, if he can learn to love Molinaro, then there's hope for everyone