Gonna have a good time laughing at you smucks when he not only retains his place in the first XI, but is vital to our league success and whatever European run we have, and maybe even a top 10 finish for WPOTY.
And then some of you will say that you're happy anyway because it means Juve's success, but it won't be true. You look forward to a game where he performs under 7/10 so you can make your little jokes. But you won't have the last laugh. Don't bitch about how much our "gloating disgusts you".