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[CL] JUVENTUS 1-3 Barcelona (June 6th, 2015) (45 Viewers)
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You're absolutely right! I watched Barca - Atletic Bilbao and without a doubt Barca were looking monstrous in attack. But then I remembered the team that we'll field next Saturday.
Buffon - He is our legend. The best goalkeeper in the last 20 years. If he was playing for Parma this season I doubt that they would be relegated.
Lichtsteiner - He is tireless like Nedved but playing as a RB. For months he needed a surgery but is playing every goddamn game with painkilling shots. He has an iron will and he will give his best for the team.
Bonnucci - He has become a key part of our defence. We all know he started his career with us in the darkest of times, but now he is one of the best defenders in Europe. He has a big heart and knows how to score key goals for us. Another player that will rather die on the field than loosing an important game.
Chiellini - This is one of his worst seasons with us, but he is still a beast. Yes, he made huge mistakes against Dortmund, Monaco and Real, but he is the battle cry in our team. He is the madness of Juventus, he is the player that makes attackers from the other team feel like a little school girls wanting to go home.
Evra - Man, was he a nice surprise this season. At 34 years he is showing what a world class left back is. In the most difficult games this season he was our hidden leader and he has been outstanding when needed. As he said we are hungrier, even more than Suarez.
Pirlo - Many think that he is our weakest link due to his defensive vulnerability. Well, this is a guy who won like 6 Scudetti, 2 CL finals, 1 World Cup. He knows how to win big matches, at 35 he is old as Xavi, younger than Buffon and Luca Toni. He will give us some unpredictability that we need. Also, in the first game against Madrid he showed that he can back up the defence rather well.
Marchisio - This season he is a beast in the midfield. Defensively he is a stronger version of Gattuso, up front he has made a huge amount of key passes this season. Now the little boy from Serie B is an experienced team player with iron will. He is crucial for our success this season.
Vidal - Since day one he is our warrior. Our brute force in defence and attack. Even when he was off form he was enough of a beast to make the opposition think twice. He is our heart and battle cry in the midfield. He knows how to stop everyone and everything.
Pogba - I never thought that I will see a Zidane reincarnation in Juve, but this time as central midfielder that is excellent in defence and even stronger physically. He also impressed us from day one and showed us that he is a world class player. One pass, one shot from him a game can be decisive. What more can you want from a midfielder.
Tevez - We have a warrior in defence (Chiellini), we have one also in midfield (Vidal), but the one upfront looks like our most vicious fighter. This man is the personification of the word grinta. His will is beyond our dimension. He was born by grinta, raised by it and molded by it. Can you imagine him pussy out in this game?
Morata - He is the flair and fancy we wanted since Scudetto number 30. He is tall, quick, with a great dribble and great pace. He showed he is a professional by scoring to his childhood favourite team. He will be on fire against Barcelona. I can't imagine a player with a bigger desire to score against Barca than him. Good thing about that is that he fecking knows how to score goals.
Let's not forget that on the bench we will have the sheer determination called Sturaro, the technical class in the feet of Pereyra, also the big lion Llorente, who knows pretty well how to score important goals against world class teams like Barcelona. Let's not forget about Padoin who is the best team player we had since Birindelli and Pessotto.
Also Coman who can be the young player making his childhood dream come true by scoring in CL final as a substitute.
There is also Marco Storari who is the only reasonable substitution in the world right now to our legend - Buffon.
Let's not forget our wall in defence and the key player for 3-5-2 - Barzagli
We have:
Madafakin Allegri. A coach that has already won against Barca with a team full of Abbiati, Abate, Constant, Mexes, Zapata and so on. Believe it or not Allegri is a juventino. He will fulfill his childhood dream if he wins this game. He will try everything to start his first season with us with a dream treble. With him as a coach we have a great and still very undervalued general to lead our warriors in to Berlin's hell. We will fight our path to victory inch by inch. If I don't believe in this guys is there anything to believe in?
Buffon - He is our legend. The best goalkeeper in the last 20 years. If he was playing for Parma this season I doubt that they would be relegated.
Lichtsteiner - He is tireless like Nedved but playing as a RB. For months he needed a surgery but is playing every goddamn game with painkilling shots. He has an iron will and he will give his best for the team.
Bonnucci - He has become a key part of our defence. We all know he started his career with us in the darkest of times, but now he is one of the best defenders in Europe. He has a big heart and knows how to score key goals for us. Another player that will rather die on the field than loosing an important game.
Chiellini - This is one of his worst seasons with us, but he is still a beast. Yes, he made huge mistakes against Dortmund, Monaco and Real, but he is the battle cry in our team. He is the madness of Juventus, he is the player that makes attackers from the other team feel like a little school girls wanting to go home.
Evra - Man, was he a nice surprise this season. At 34 years he is showing what a world class left back is. In the most difficult games this season he was our hidden leader and he has been outstanding when needed. As he said we are hungrier, even more than Suarez.
Pirlo - Many think that he is our weakest link due to his defensive vulnerability. Well, this is a guy who won like 6 Scudetti, 2 CL finals, 1 World Cup. He knows how to win big matches, at 35 he is old as Xavi, younger than Buffon and Luca Toni. He will give us some unpredictability that we need. Also, in the first game against Madrid he showed that he can back up the defence rather well.
Marchisio - This season he is a beast in the midfield. Defensively he is a stronger version of Gattuso, up front he has made a huge amount of key passes this season. Now the little boy from Serie B is an experienced team player with iron will. He is crucial for our success this season.
Vidal - Since day one he is our warrior. Our brute force in defence and attack. Even when he was off form he was enough of a beast to make the opposition think twice. He is our heart and battle cry in the midfield. He knows how to stop everyone and everything.
Pogba - I never thought that I will see a Zidane reincarnation in Juve, but this time as central midfielder that is excellent in defence and even stronger physically. He also impressed us from day one and showed us that he is a world class player. One pass, one shot from him a game can be decisive. What more can you want from a midfielder.
Tevez - We have a warrior in defence (Chiellini), we have one also in midfield (Vidal), but the one upfront looks like our most vicious fighter. This man is the personification of the word grinta. His will is beyond our dimension. He was born by grinta, raised by it and molded by it. Can you imagine him pussy out in this game?
Morata - He is the flair and fancy we wanted since Scudetto number 30. He is tall, quick, with a great dribble and great pace. He showed he is a professional by scoring to his childhood favourite team. He will be on fire against Barcelona. I can't imagine a player with a bigger desire to score against Barca than him. Good thing about that is that he fecking knows how to score goals.
Let's not forget that on the bench we will have the sheer determination called Sturaro, the technical class in the feet of Pereyra, also the big lion Llorente, who knows pretty well how to score important goals against world class teams like Barcelona. Let's not forget about Padoin who is the best team player we had since Birindelli and Pessotto.
Also Coman who can be the young player making his childhood dream come true by scoring in CL final as a substitute.
There is also Marco Storari who is the only reasonable substitution in the world right now to our legend - Buffon.
Let's not forget our wall in defence and the key player for 3-5-2 - Barzagli
We have:
Madafakin Allegri. A coach that has already won against Barca with a team full of Abbiati, Abate, Constant, Mexes, Zapata and so on. Believe it or not Allegri is a juventino. He will fulfill his childhood dream if he wins this game. He will try everything to start his first season with us with a dream treble. With him as a coach we have a great and still very undervalued general to lead our warriors in to Berlin's hell. We will fight our path to victory inch by inch. If I don't believe in this guys is there anything to believe in?
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However Gatusso can only dream of having Marchisio sublime technique and passing abilities
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and tactical awareness dem runs
I still like gattuso more though
For Tuz general goodwill amnesty, given the historical gravity of the event at hand.
I agree with everything except the bolded part. Marchisio ain't got $#@! oon vidal defensively yet alone a Gattuso!
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However Gatusso can only dream of having Marchisio sublime technique and passing abilities
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and tactical awareness dem runs
I still like gattuso more though
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However Gatusso can only dream of having Marchisio sublime technique and passing abilities
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and tactical awareness dem runs
I still like gattuso more though
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Truth be told I expect nothing else but a win!
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slay them
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Early cross from Evra then
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these two have been two of my favourites this season! amazing amazing amzing players got nothing but praise for the both of them and the entire squad....even matir
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slay them
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Early cross from Evra then
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these two have been two of my favourites this season! amazing amazing amzing players got nothing but praise for the both of them and the entire squad....even matir
I agree with everything execep the boled part. Marchisio ain't got $#@! oon vidal defensively yet alone a Gattuso!
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However Gatusso can only dream of having Marchisio sublime technique and passing abilities
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and tactical awareness dem runs
I still like gattuso more though
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However Gatusso can only dream of having Marchisio sublime technique and passing abilities
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and tactical awareness dem runs
I still like gattuso more though
Man, we have an awesome team
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