What should you throw to a drowning Rangers fan?
His wife and kids.
At the Lega Calcio tribunal the arbitrator asked for the first Interista to be brought in
arbitrator: Please state your name
inter player 1: Marco
arbitrator: And what are you here for?
inter player 1: Blowing kisses
arbitrator: Well that hardly seems fair...I think this card can be rescinded...just go easy on the celebrations ok....Next!!
(inter player 2 walks in)
arbitrator: Please state your name:
Inter player 2: Marco Marco
arbitrator: Ooooook and what are you here for Marco Marco?
inter player 2: Blowing kisses
arbitrator: Hmmm we may need a word with these referees...I think this card can be rescinded...just go easy on the celebrations ok....Next!!
(inter player 3 walks in)
arbitrator: Lemme guess "Marco Marco Marco right?"
Inter player 3: Actually Sir my name is Kisses....