SO... what we've determined is that it is likely that BvB wins CL while getting relegated, and that Immobile tops the CL scoring charts with +-15 goals, while only scoring 2-3 league goals all year.
One day, you'll hear about how tender and passionate a lover this particular cactus flower is, and you'll shed a few tears and say to yourself: "gosh golly, I wish I had given him a chance..."