My dear @Jem83, since Mourinho's ass wasn't enough and we failed, i'm gonna do something drastic...
Should it work...In fact, this is quite the secret weapon i'm showing here, so beware; this might hurt your eyes a little, just a little.
For a victory against Bayern and to make us reach the semis, I GIVE YOU the combo:
MOURINIC, the great great ass. It will lead us to glory as we crush
Ze Germans. Now sing the song of your people, ass, sing!