[Champions League] Frozen Kebab 1-0 JUVENTUS (Dec. 11th 2013) (5 Viewers)

[Klin]

Drop me and the world will shatter,
and you can always find me where you empty your bladder.

What am I?

Mirror

If juventus is black and white, madrid is only white and newcastle is white and black, then what am I?

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Hey yuckerin, I'm puyol

a person with at least basic eyesight

Not random at all.

 

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[Tommy]

 

[Mr Chocolate]

that second riddle was shit though

 

[Monco]

Now they have Drogba, that doesn't mean shit anymore.

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Lapa]

Didier is still shite. Hopefully he will die soon.

 

[Bianconero81]

I just dropped a giant Drogba. Fuck Sneijder and those kebab roll fuckers.

 

[DD11]

I see you've underestimated Gala and his fans a lot. Good luck for tuesday, gentlemen. Remember that we'll be 12 on the pitch with our fans.

 

[Gian]

Drogba is a beast in the CL.

I don't fear anyone from Gala's team, but Drogba will be a pain in the ass for our defense.

 

[Monco]

Drogba is a beast in the CL.

I don't fear anyone from Gala's team, but Drogba will be a pain in the ass for our defense.

What the hell, Gian?

 

[Yuckerini]

I'm going to miss this game

 

[Satchy]

Watched the 2-2 again to get in the mood. Shouldn't have done that.

Spoiler

palms are sweaty

 

[zizinho]

bonucci was rested against bologna so it looks like we will be playing 3-5-2 (although conte said we wont play that formation in european games). it would be a good thing if we play a little more defensively orientated and if we manage to draw

 

[Enron]

Drogba worries me a lot.

He can literally smell bonucci's brainfarts

If Vidal and Pogba play to their best, he won't get any service.

 

[Ocelot]

Drogba must not score. Otherwise, he will overtake Del Piero concerning CL goals and take the place of our Capitano in the top 10 CL scorers.

 

[Yuckerini]

bonucci was rested against bologna so it looks like we will be playing 3-5-2 (although conte said we wont play that formation in european games). it would be a good thing if we play a little more defensively orientated and if we manage to draw

No it would be best if we went for the win. We're in good form, 7 clean sheets in a row. Time to stop being pu$$ie$.

 

[rakib567]

galatasaray playing 3-5-2? mancini flexing his tactical ability omg.

 

[JuveJay]

I see you've underestimated Gala and his fans a lot. Good luck for tuesday, gentlemen. Remember that we'll be 12 on the pitch with our fans.

What's to underestimate? You've been utter shite in the CL so far.

Of course either team could win, this is football, but based on reality; form, player for player, and the strength of the team collective, we have nothing to fear.

 

[zizinho]

galatasaray playing 3-5-2? mancini flexing his tactical ability omg.

i remember last season when dortmund surprisingly switched to 3-5-2 before the game with schalke and schalke easily won. same thing here. they (galata) are not used to this system and are going to have a lot of problems if they do this

 

[Ocelot]

galatasaray playing 3-5-2? mancini flexing his tactical ability omg.

Is Snejder injured?