Carlos Tevez (122 Viewers)

[piotrr]

He was ill today and that is OK. He actually looked as if his last name was having "es" in front and he did party too much.

-So, I was standing there, waiting to use the payphone, when the guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this... And who do you think that guy was? EMILIO ESTEVEZ! The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
-Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
-I was like EMIILLLIIOOOOO!

 

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[Azzurri7]

He was ill today and that is OK. He actually looked as if his last name was having "es" in front and he did party too much.

Look who's back.

 

[Klin]

Fucking gloryhunters everywhere.

 

[j0ker]

Tevez: 'Nothing with Boca’


By Football Italia staff

Juventus striker Carlos Tevez insists he has not spoken to Boca Juniors about joining at the end of the season.


The Argentinian international has been linked with a return to his homeland, with Boca his boyhood club.


However, speaking to ESPN in the wake of yesterday’s Champions League match with Monaco, the former Manchester City man insisted there was no truth in the rumours.


“Boca Juniors? There’s nothing, you [the media] talk too much lately,” Tevez said.
“I’d rather enjoy this moment and focus on our objectives, now we need to battle until the end because we haven’t won anything yet.


“We’re delighted to be in the [Champions League] semi-finals, but there are still a few games to go and we have to be focused until the end.”

 

[JuveJay]

So many scumbags are desperate for this guy to leave.

 

[Salvo]

Ideally he stays and we get someone like Dybala to grow next to him.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

In b4 PedroFlu panics about him leaving us end of season

 

[j0ker]

In b4 PedroFlu panics about him leaving us end of season

He has become worse than Suns lately.

 

[JuveJay]

PedroFiuuu after we won last night.

 

[Seven]

So many scumbags are desperate for this guy to leave.

If we win the CL he'll definitely leave. I won't care at that point.

 

[Hust]

“Scared[of Real]? The only thing I’m scared of is my neighbourhood,” the 31-year-old told Tuttosport.

 

[Jem83]

Awesome comment.

 

[j0ker]

Why would he be scared of his neighbourhood?

 

[Jem83]

j0ker ur not gangsta. U just don't understand

 

[napoleonic]

Why would he be scared of his neighbourhood?

it was a red district kind of fucked environment....

 

[Hust]

Awesome comment.

I know. What a badass. And we can't even use the term badass anymore without explaining there is not badass reference in there that he is literally a badass.

 

[Jem83]

I dont understand. Tevez is chinese jewventino?

 

[Ocelot]

STREET TEVEZ

 

[Hust]

No, Tevez is a badass...not badass.

 

[Jem83]

ohhhhh