Board & Management (102 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

You're just an insecure beta cuck hiding out in your cabin in the woods drinking expensive wine, attempting to affect that aura of sophistication. I'm going to send @Lion on a hunting expedition to gather more info

@Lion hunting? Good joke, bro. He’ll probably bring some kids binoculars and a plastic nerf gun he got the ~10% staff discount on at Canadian Tire. Then he’ll spooked by the first squirrel he sees and flee the woods for the safety of his city streets.

You’d be better off sending a kathoey or two on this hunting expedition.

 

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[AFL_ITALIA]

@Lion hunting? Good joke, bro. He’ll probably bring some kids binoculars and a plastic nerf gun he got the ~10% staff discount on at Canadian Tire. Then he’ll spooked by the first squirrel he sees and flee the woods for the safety of his city streets.

You’d be better off sending a kathoey or two on this hunting expedition.

I'll have you know @Lion graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. He's trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire Canadian armed forces.

You gotta be careful.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I'll have you know @Lion graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. He's trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire Canadian armed forces.

You gotta be careful.

If he can take out Elkunt I'll be forever grateful. Ceferin and Gravina would be a bonus

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

If he can take out Elkunt I'll be forever grateful. Ceferin and Gravina would be a bonus

Give him a minute, he's doing a wheel alignment.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

If anyone has Twitter, just informing those that don’t know, but Badass is having an emotional breakdown about this news lmao. It almost makes me want to support the FIGC and CONI he’s that fucking annoying about it.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Good to see you give a shit as always.

 

[Post Ironic]

If he can take out Elkunt I'll be forever grateful. Ceferin and Gravina would be a bonus

Badass gonna have the FBI after Tuz again.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Again??

 

[Scottish]

If he can take out Elkunt I'll be forever grateful. Ceferin and Gravina would be a bonus

Dude you putting a red cross over his face is negating your jinx effect. Do you know what a double negative is? How is loin ever going to get a mere bullet through the thick protective layer your avatar is granting him?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Dude you putting a red cross over his face is negating your jinx effect. Do you know what a double negative is? How is loin ever going to get a mere bullet through the thick protective layer your avatar is granting him?

X marks the spot.

 

[.zero]

Wow this is gotten rather entertaining

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For a Tuesday

 

[Scottish]

X marks the spot.

You don't seem to understand.

Your powers of jinx mean the opposite of what you say is more likely to happen. You should be telling us how great he is, and working hard to convince all of us of his virtues and how well they align with the club.

 

[Osman]

Even Lapo elkann isn't replying to my tweets when he's trying to sound like a supporter when im questioning John's authority family of cucks fake agnelli's

@Alen

 

[Badass J Elkann]

You don't seem to understand.

Your powers of jinx mean the opposite of what you say is more likely to happen. You should be telling us how great he is, and working hard to convince all of us of his virtues and how well they align with the club.

I was critical of the last management though look at them now, practically have their lives ruined now

 

[.zero]

@Lion hunting?

Are you implying that Loin is a different kind of predator?

 

[X Æ A-12]

There is only one legal mind that can save us from both the league and UEFA, thankfully, he is already intimately familiar with the world of sporting justice

Spoiler

 

[Post Ironic]

Are you implying that Loin is a different kind of predator?

Implying that Loin is prey, not predator. That soft little domesticated house cat would get eaten by a coyote about five minutes after leaving his home.

 

[.zero]

Implying that Loin is prey, not predator. That soft little domesticated house cat would get eaten by a coyote about five minutes after leaving his home.

Off topic - Y'all have coyotes up there in Canada?

 

[Siamak]

Probable managerial staff of #Juventus 2023-2024:
- Francesco #Calvo Chief Football Officer
- Cristiano #Giuntoli Managing Director
- Giuseppe #Pompilio Chief Scout
- Stefano #Stefanelli Managing Director Nextgen
Confirmed (roles to be eventually defined):
- Federico #Cherubini
- Matteo #Tognozzi
- Giovanni #Manna

[Mirko Nicolino]

 

[Post Ironic]

Off topic - Y'all have coyotes up there in Canada?

Quite a large population. They come right into the city of Vancouver. People’s outdoor cats are constantly being killed and eaten by coyotes.

Somehow they have never made it over to Vancouver Island, so we have none here.