Blandie is a loser (2 Viewers)
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I dont know, cant remember. Loads. They werent my fish but i remember these ones.
Angel Fish. They were mean little fvckers. Used to eat other species fins.
These guppys or something. They made love all the time and had so many babies, the babies made love and had babies. Then some other fish was bought that eat all the new babies so it was just the older fish making babies all the time. They had so many babies that they started to have white babies, no colour at all. They had sick and injured babies. Didnt matter though, someone was eating all the babies anyways
Loads of these dudes in different colours. Boring gay fish tho.
Other random fish. We bought whatever looked cool without checking if they were with the others or not. Sometimes you put a new dude in and they killed him. Once a new dude took out like 10 fish once so he was flushed away.
Jes I didnt think i knew so much about fish It was a cruel and sad life to be a fish in the Blandest household, high birthrates, lack of food, dirty conditions and killer fish.
Lesson over for today
edit: I didnt name them jesus Im not a child I dont know the name of the hardcore fish, Id know it if I seen it though. One hard dude. Hes actually my role model
Angel Fish. They were mean little fvckers. Used to eat other species fins.
These guppys or something. They made love all the time and had so many babies, the babies made love and had babies. Then some other fish was bought that eat all the new babies so it was just the older fish making babies all the time. They had so many babies that they started to have white babies, no colour at all. They had sick and injured babies. Didnt matter though, someone was eating all the babies anyways
Loads of these dudes in different colours. Boring gay fish tho.
Other random fish. We bought whatever looked cool without checking if they were with the others or not. Sometimes you put a new dude in and they killed him. Once a new dude took out like 10 fish once so he was flushed away.
Jes I didnt think i knew so much about fish
It was a cruel and sad life to be a fish in the Blandest household, high birthrates, lack of food, dirty conditions and killer fish. Lesson over for today
edit: I didnt name them jesus Im not a child
I dont know the name of the hardcore fish, Id know it if I seen it though. One hard dude. Hes actually my role model 
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These guppys or something. They made love all the time and had so many babies, the babies made love and had babies. Then some other fish was bought that eat all the new babies so it was just the older fish making babies all the time. They had so many babies that they started to have white babies, no colour at all. They had sick and injured babies. Didnt matter though, someone was eating all the babies anyways
These guppys or something. They made love all the time and had so many babies, the babies made love and had babies. Then some other fish was bought that eat all the new babies so it was just the older fish making babies all the time. They had so many babies that they started to have white babies, no colour at all. They had sick and injured babies. Didnt matter though, someone was eating all the babies anyways
Thats just goldfish
These fish had memory, they remembered to refuse to leave the top of the tank after not getting fed for a week. They instantly went to the top when the lid was opened because they knew food was coming. So 3 second memory is balls.
They also learned to stay away from the baby eating guy, except the new babies who didnt realise he was a peodphile fish. They just went to hang with him and he molested and ate them
These fish had memory, they remembered to refuse to leave the top of the tank after not getting fed for a week. They instantly went to the top when the lid was opened because they knew food was coming. So 3 second memory is balls.
They also learned to stay away from the baby eating guy, except the new babies who didnt realise he was a peodphile fish. They just went to hang with him and he molested and ate them
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