Berlusconi goes clubing (1 Viewer)

b.a.m

Junior Member
Oct 4, 2008
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The Italian president was seen leaving the Lotus night club in Milan and he was quickly met by the waiting press pack.

Rather than speeding off with his bodyguards, Berlusconi decided to stay back and explain the situation, perhaps delighted with the talent he picked up on the night, but it's unlikely they will be playing for Milan.

"I only sleep three hours, the others are to make love," said Berlusconi.

"I hope you people reach 70 years of age in the form I am in. I always have plenty to learn from youngsters.

"The media mogul then spoke about matters on the pitch and he has some advice for Ancelotti and Ronaldinho.

"Ronaldinho is a player who is good in the box and I have to tell Ancelotti," continued Silvio.

"Mourinho? I don't know him and I have nothing to say to him either. Ibra? He's a champion and we could have had him. Anyway, we have Shevchenko and thus with him in form we can fight for the Scudetto."

Milan could only muster a drab 0-0 draw away to Cagliari on Sunday night but they are only three points off the league leaders, Lazio and Inter respectively. Sampdoria come to town in week seven in less than a fortnight.

effing crazy man:crazy:
 

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Sarah

s-doLLa
Sep 26, 2007
2,119
#5
I don't see why goal.com even cares. Can't a 70 year old pick up girls? Because I am sure all you guys will want to be doing the same thing at his age. I will not hate on it because that would be hypocritical ;).
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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#10
"I only sleep three hours, the others are to make love," said Berlusconi.
:shifty:

"I hope you people reach 70 years of age in the form I am in. I always have plenty to learn from youngsters.
... in new sexual positions.
"Ronaldinho is a player who is good in the box and I have to tell Ancelotti," continued Silvio.
Box. :gsol:

"Mourinho? I don't know him and I have nothing to say to him either. Ibra? He's a champion and we could have had him in bed. Anyway, we have Shevchenko and thus with him in form we can fight for the Scudetto."
 

Luca

Senior Member
Apr 22, 2007
12,743
#11
shevckenko in form :lol:
So kaka is too much like soft porn for burlusconi, too much foreplay and not enough penetration into the box. :D
 

Ahmed

Principino
Sep 3, 2006
47,928
#17
you'd think a guy would want to age gracefully and look honourable...but no, Signor Silvio still likes to act like a douchebag
 

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