Benedikt Höwedes - D RLC - FC Schalke 04 (11 Viewers)

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JCK

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May 11, 2004
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Quote it please, Vinny was one of my favs lol.

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Before the match started

So tonight, "The Biggest Event in Combat Sport History" aka the biggest circus since Barnum & Bailey takes place. This "fight" puts a man with absolutely no amateur or professional boxing experience against the best of a generation. This will be a total mismatch, and any MMA fanboys who think that Conor will win don't know shit about boxing. Conor can get into great shape, do all those conventional (and unconventional) exercises, swing his arms like spaghetti, pitter-patter the heavybag like a little girl, and whatever else he does, it won't matter !!! Either Floyd stops this guy leaving him defenseless on the ropes with a barrage of combinations or wins all 12 rounds convincingly. It will be no other way. This isnt MMA, we all know what the result would be if it was, but Conor opened his mouth saying he would easily beat Floyd in the ring. Truth is, Conor couldn't beat Canelo, Pacquiao or even Marquez (all past Floyd victories), so Conor at least conned enough people with his big mouth act that he could possibly win. He has a bright future after this fight as a used car salesman....
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Floyd's done toying with him....
And after

And when Floyd stopped playing with him and laughing at him, he takes him out !!! Conor cannot punch, has little boxing skill, and was lucky that Floyd let him last that long. Game over, take the money and head back to the UFC....
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
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Before the match started



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And after
Used car salesman is so true :lol:


Floyd is lucky that Connor is such a charismatic loud mouth hype merchant, sells himself in big boisterous way, so people live vicariously through him.

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Catenaccio

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Jul 15, 2002
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I love how the press use headlines like: "vicinissimo...gia accordo con il giocatore". They always fail to mention that we are offering a loan with option to buy at like 10m for a German international player who is captain of his team.
 

Juliano13

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May 6, 2012
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You know this is where I'm going with this :baus:
:D

How does jinxing work anyway? God is sitting on his couch, eating potato chips and screening all the forums on his laptop. He calculates the number of jinxers and reverse jinxers on both sides, inputs the data in MATLAB, finds the eigenvalues of the matrix and then based some proprietary algorithm decides which side to help?
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
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:D

How does jinxing work anyway? God is sitting on his couch, eating potato chips and screening all the forums on his laptop. He calculates the number of jinxers and reverse jinxers on both sides, inputs the data in MATLAB, finds the eigenvalues of the matrix and then based some proprietary algorithm decides which side to help?
Please. Don't get into it. Majority still believes it's important which member opens a match thread.
 

Wittl

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Feb 21, 2017
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:D

How does jinxing work anyway? God is sitting on his couch, eating potato chips and screening all the forums on his laptop. He calculates the number of jinxers and reverse jinxers on both sides, inputs the data in MATLAB, finds the eigenvalues of the matrix and then based some proprietary algorithm decides which side to help?
No. It's the jinxer who jinxes something to happen or not to happen. It's that easy. No god, no Matlab.
 
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