Witsel Witsel Witsel!!!! Forza Witsel.
Your fro is pure sex!
Your Gucci purses are pretty!
You are serious good player, for reals!
Please come to Juve!
You are better than Pogba!
You are better than Vidal!
If only people would stop underrating you!
We love you Witsel!
B81, for example, would love your schnitzel!