++ [ originally posted by Emma
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Our company? Hmm lets see.
That usually involves going to run down rock or indie clubs because the nightclubs and nightlife for 'cool' people involves silly 'scouse house' and dance music, guys have the same hair cuts, girls have the same bad fake tan and afterwards you can expect to get into an argument with some fat guy called Guv who will shout at you while his girlfriend hits him over the head with her fake designer handbag.
So to the rock clubs, where although the toilet facilities arent hygenic and its common for the cops to end the night because 'someone complained about the noise' (meaning someone got busted dealing drugs outside) its still pretty good and you get to dance like an idiot to Nirvana and Pearl Jam, or go to the indie room and sit down and listen to some obscure band. Drinks are bad but cheap, you get what you pay for. And for only £2 you get the cheapest crap beer snakebite with a double vodka poured in, free sample for your piece of mind. It usually goes ok though so there isnt much else you would have to put up with. Though on occassion like last night River gets arrested for throwing a bottle at someone. Claire got herself arrested so River wouldnt be arrested alone. Mac disappeared with some chick and the other guy passed out or spaced out of something.
Everything turned out ok though because Mac found me and we went to 'Best Kebab' and bought Chicken Burgers and Chips. So really as you can see bad cuisine really isnt something you need to worry about. You'll be so drunk you wont taste it. You'll be so drunk you'll go to a kebab place for chicken.
True Story.
But still the offer stands
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