ASQ (8 Viewers)

[Red]

Where's Bianconero?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Suns]

How do birds know where to fly?

 

[ALC]

How do birds know where to fly?

How do you know where to walk?

 

[X Æ A-12]

How do birds know where to fly?

Magnetics. The sun too.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Are the guests on Jerry Springer real?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Computer generated.

 

[Red]

Would you rather be attacked by six duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

 

[ALC]

The duck-sized horses.

 

[Kate]

Definitely the horses.

 

[Red]

I would have to agree.

When considering my answer I couldn't think beyond this:


And a horse-sized duck would, presumably, be bigger than that.

 

[ALC]

Definitely. That's what I thought of too

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Did anyone else know that it would be Red to bump this thread?

 

[ALC]

It was expected I guess. The question wasn't very Red however.

 

[Red]

Just as well this thread is for stupid questions and not funny questions.

 

[ALC]

Would you rather marry someone billionaire rich and Ribery/Sarah Jessica Parker ugly and boring, or homeless poor but incredibly good looking and funny?

 

[The Curr]

Depends. Could I divorce them and keep half?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

The latter. I'll take care of the loot

 

[Kate]

Would you rather marry someone billionaire rich and Ribery/Sarah Jessica Parker ugly and boring, or homeless poor but incredibly good looking and funny?

The second one, as I imagine I'd be more inclined to be in love with them.

 

[The Curr]

If I had to stay married to them, obviously the latter option.

 

[ALC]

Depends. Could I divorce them and keep half?

That's what I'm saying.

The latter. I'll take care of the loot

I didn't expect you to say that

But nah, if you have money it's an easy answer. You're broke too. I'd go with the first and just cheat on her and shit.