ASQ (56 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

How long until I get banned now?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Red]

You just sit back and wait 'til the cows come home, Ahmed.

 

[Ahmed]

You just sit back and wait 'til the cows come home, Ahmed.

I'd like a genuine answer, Mister Red sir.

 

[JBF]

You wear horns, Ahmed.

 

[Ahmed]

never mind!

How do you take home a cow from the cattle market?







In an ambulance.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8602787.stm

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Red think you're his god.

Were you talking to me?

 

[X Æ A-12]

never mind!

How do you take home a cow from the cattle market?







In an ambulance.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8602787.stm

Attach it to the front of a broken car and have it pull you back

 

[Red]

I'd like a genuine answer, Mister Red sir.

They are driven across the land by cowboys, just like in the old West.

 

[bianconero]

Is the answer: In between two slices of bread?

 

[Enron]

Is it always: Better with a bit of jam?

 

[Bozi]

How do you take home a cow from the cattle market?

is the answer-
what is Dusan thinking on a Saturday night at 3am?

 

[Ahmed]

I already posted the answer.

 

[JBF]

Riiiight, In an Ambulance








My answer was better though

 

[icemaη]

Why do people buy the iPad?

 

[Ahmed]

'cos they are iTarded.

 

[bianconero]

Is it really called the I and Ipad in Jamaica?

 

[The Curr]

What's the difference between a bus and a coach?

 

[Ahmed]

A coach has driver controls forward of the front axel like a greyhound. A bus has driver controls behind the forward axel like a school bus with a nose.

 

[The Curr]

Wow. A proper, informative answer.

 

[bianconero]

A coach has driver controls forward of the front axel like a greyhound. A bus has driver controls behind the forward axel like a school bus with a nose.

I reported you and expect a ban.