ASQ (53 Viewers)

[mikhail]

You forgot to jump.

We all have to jump.

If I remember my chaos theory, that means that somewhere in the world, someone will get two candy bars from the machine... and someone else will get none.

 

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[bianconero]

If I am stupid and I think I am bright, am I bright?

If I am bright and I think I am stupid, am I stupid?

Why?

 

[blondu]

1: you're stupid in the first place so ...
2: you're stupid because you intentionally think you're stupid
(i can't believe i replied,)

now give me some poetry

 

[Byrone]

Some creepy spider bit me,will i transform into spiderman?

 

[blondu]

no but i gotta check that bite at the hospital imo.

 

[Byrone]

I did,i just hope i don't grow seven extra decks.

 

[icemaη]

Wow. Now that would be something

 

[The Curr]

Does anyone know what the "project" that Blanc loves talking about is?

 

[IrishZebra]

Does anyone know what the "project" that Blanc loves talking about is?

 

[Red]

Does anyone know what the "project" that Blanc loves talking about is?

It's the project that's been ongoing since before Caciopoli to turn Juve into a mid-table team.

That, afterall, is what the directors/owners desire.

 

[X Æ A-12]

How does human taste?

 

[mikhail]

How does human taste?

Pork is the traditional answer.

 

[The Curr]

They say we taste like chicken.

 

[Enron]

Why do I need glasses to read, but not to do other things like see?

 

[The Curr]

Because you have hyperopia.

 

[Enron]

Nope. Astigmatism.

 

[The Curr]

If you already knew the answer then that was a really stupid question.

 

[Enron]

Boom shakalaka.

 

[The Curr]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boom+shakalaka

1, 2 or 3?

 

[Enron]

Number one.