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am0110

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According to sources in Italy(Corriere dello sport) the first contact between two clubs was a telephone one which lasted for a second.
The british giants could hear a loud fart during a short conversation, Ed Woodward current executive vice-chairman of United said to our reporter that, though he cannot confirm it 100%, the fart smelled like a Chilean one from his experience and he regards it like the first yes from highly rated Chiliean star. Ed Woodward also adds that talks are open and conclusion of transfer is highly possibile.
 

JuveJay

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According to sources in Italy(Corriere dello sport) the first contact between two clubs was a telephone one which lasted for a second.
The british giants could hear a loud fart during a short conversation, Ed Woodward current executive vice-chairman of United said to our reporter that, though he cannot confirm it 100%, the fart smelled like a Chilean one from his experience and he regards it like the first yes from highly rated Chiliean star. Ed Woodward also adds that talks are open and conclusion of transfer is highly possibile.
 

donpiero

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According to sources in Italy(Corriere dello sport) the first contact between two clubs was a telephone one which lasted for a second.
The british giants could hear a loud fart during a short conversation, Ed Woodward current executive vice-chairman of United said to our reporter that, though he cannot confirm it 100%, the fart smelled like a Chilean one from his experience and he regards it like the first yes from highly rated Chiliean star. Ed Woodward also adds that talks are open and conclusion of transfer is highly possibile.
:rofl:
 

Badass J Elkann

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According to sources in Italy(Corriere dello sport) the first contact between two clubs was a telephone one which lasted for a second.
The british giants could hear a loud fart during a short conversation, Ed Woodward current executive vice-chairman of United said to our reporter that, though he cannot confirm it 100%, the fart smelled like a Chilean one from his experience and he regards it like the first yes from highly rated Chiliean star. Ed Woodward also adds that talks are open and conclusion of transfer is highly possibile.
:lol:

wasn't woodward the guy who claimed he had negotiated a deal for coentrao last summer in the final hours through snapchat only for the deal to fall through
 

zizinho

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Vidal should troll England and just go on a weekend vacation to Manchester and watch as the world burns.
your plan seems perfect, except for one little thing that you have overseen. no one goes on vacation to England :D

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:lol:

wasn't woodward the guy who claimed he had negotiated a deal for coentrao last summer in the final hours through snapchat only for the deal to fall through
yes, that was him. they had an agreement to loan him but then decided to not get him :lol:
 

Sjaban

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Dec 29, 2012
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some big wages (230K pounds per week) tipped to be offered to him by United.

If he stays he truly is a juventino at heart.
Damn, that's a massive salary offer


I'm just curious what you guys think of this. Personally if h decides to leave us and goes to Real Madrid, I could live with it, but if h goes to United or Chelsea I'd b fucking gutted.
 

Pablo

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They are so confident they will get him.

More chat of how low his wage is, and they can easy tripple it etc.

They wont learn, they have no idea that wages are reported as Net everywere BUT England.

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Damn, that's a massive salary offer


I'm just curious what you guys think of this. Personally if h decides to leave us and goes to Real Madrid, I could live with it, but if h goes to United or Chelsea I'd b $#@!ing gutted.
Gross that is, So £150k net.

An increase of around £20k a week for him.
 

Sjaban

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They are so confident they will get him.

More chat of how low his wage is, and they can easy tripple it etc.

They wont learn, they have no idea that wages are reported as Net everywere BUT England.

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Gross that is, So £150k net.

An increase of around £20k a week for him.

Cheers, I didn't know that was the case. Makes a lot of sense now. Those ridiculous wages in England always seemed off compared to the rest of Europe.
 

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