++ [ originally posted by Tom
] ++

and I was
so going to go before that was mentioned
I think back to a time about a while ago when I asked out this really beautiful woman. We were out for the first time and were pretty much enjoying ourselves when suddenly she says something like, "Yes, my relationship with him has really had such an important impact on my life."
I'm thinking, "Who?" Does she have some serious boyfriend she failed to tell me about? Some domineering father?
Then it comes out that "him" was Jesus, and from then on the conversation turned into a sermon.
I can talk theology, and enjoy it, with the best of them sometimes. But I don't do
menage a trois with Christ.
That was my first, and last, experience with an ultra-religious date.