Lead Does the Body Good
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- Contradicting conventional thinking, lead has been found to have some positive positive effects on the body and could play an important role in fighting and preventing terrorism.
Traditionally, abnormally high levels of lead have been linked with muscular disorders, neurological disorders, and birth defects. Lead poisoning can even be fatal.
Recent studies at the University of Tombstone in Arizona suggest, however, that not having enough lead in the body can actually lead to a condition perhaps best described as lead deficiency.
Lead deficiency, especially in the upper body and the head, can also effect the nervous system and cause neurological disorders linked to violent crime and especially terrorism.
Dr. Samuel Colt and Dr. John Moses Browning, professors at the University of Tombstone leading this research, are convinced that they have already found a possible cure to lead defficiency.
LEAD IMPLANTS
According to the two professors, regular lead injections could cure the lead deficiency and the neurological problems associated with terrorism. However, the two contend that a permanent lead transplant might be the most convenient and efficient cure.
"Research for the problem and for the cure has gone hand in hand," notes Dr. Colt. "In trying to test our hypothesis about lead deficiency, we came up with the cure at the same time."
Dr. Browning explains the success the two have had. "We obtained a few would-be terrorists that were captured and then studied them closely. We noted that, upon injecting them with lead or giving them lead implants, their criminal behavior seized immediately."
"We have had a 100% success rate. It doesn't get any better than that. A bit of lead and the terrorist tendencies are eradicated. It surprised us, but it really blew the terrorists away!" boats Dr. Colt.
OPTIONS
The best location on the body for the lead implant is the head, says Dr. Browning. "Right between the eyes." The effects take immediately and are always successful.
Three common sizing options are available. Lead injections and implants are offered in 5.56mm, 7.62mm, and 12.7mm diameters. But even 9mm models and, Dr. Colt's favorite, the 11.4mm model, can be found.
Depending on the injection location and the size of the implant, several implants might be necessary, whereas larger implants are more efficient, but they will all get the job done if used correctly.
"We have worked hard to understand the root cause of terrorism, and we want to help these poor fellas overcome their problem. They simply don't have enough lead in their bodies, so we intend to supply that lead," explains Dr. Colt.
Caption: An example of a 12.7mm lead implant. Researchers at the University of Tombstone in Arizona have discovered these and other lead implants could cure neurological problems that lead to violent crime and terrorism.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- Contradicting conventional thinking, lead has been found to have some positive positive effects on the body and could play an important role in fighting and preventing terrorism.
Traditionally, abnormally high levels of lead have been linked with muscular disorders, neurological disorders, and birth defects. Lead poisoning can even be fatal.
Recent studies at the University of Tombstone in Arizona suggest, however, that not having enough lead in the body can actually lead to a condition perhaps best described as lead deficiency.
Lead deficiency, especially in the upper body and the head, can also effect the nervous system and cause neurological disorders linked to violent crime and especially terrorism.
Dr. Samuel Colt and Dr. John Moses Browning, professors at the University of Tombstone leading this research, are convinced that they have already found a possible cure to lead defficiency.
LEAD IMPLANTS
According to the two professors, regular lead injections could cure the lead deficiency and the neurological problems associated with terrorism. However, the two contend that a permanent lead transplant might be the most convenient and efficient cure.
"Research for the problem and for the cure has gone hand in hand," notes Dr. Colt. "In trying to test our hypothesis about lead deficiency, we came up with the cure at the same time."
Dr. Browning explains the success the two have had. "We obtained a few would-be terrorists that were captured and then studied them closely. We noted that, upon injecting them with lead or giving them lead implants, their criminal behavior seized immediately."
"We have had a 100% success rate. It doesn't get any better than that. A bit of lead and the terrorist tendencies are eradicated. It surprised us, but it really blew the terrorists away!" boats Dr. Colt.
OPTIONS
The best location on the body for the lead implant is the head, says Dr. Browning. "Right between the eyes." The effects take immediately and are always successful.
Three common sizing options are available. Lead injections and implants are offered in 5.56mm, 7.62mm, and 12.7mm diameters. But even 9mm models and, Dr. Colt's favorite, the 11.4mm model, can be found.
Depending on the injection location and the size of the implant, several implants might be necessary, whereas larger implants are more efficient, but they will all get the job done if used correctly.
"We have worked hard to understand the root cause of terrorism, and we want to help these poor fellas overcome their problem. They simply don't have enough lead in their bodies, so we intend to supply that lead," explains Dr. Colt.
Caption: An example of a 12.7mm lead implant. Researchers at the University of Tombstone in Arizona have discovered these and other lead implants could cure neurological problems that lead to violent crime and terrorism.
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