Angelo Ogbonna (18 Viewers)

[Carlos Primera]

Appaently Conte has ordered Pogba, Asamoah and Ogbonna to shower and change apart from the others in "il vestuario" to spare the rest of the squad blushes.

 

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[ZoSo]

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@Bianconero_Aus

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

This guy is a fuckin' deviant. I look forward to more of these posts this season.

 

[Klin]

 

[baggio]

SOON.

That's such a bold statement to make.

Although I have to admit, I think Ogbonna has the capability to take Bonnucci's starting spot.

Appaently Conte has ordered Pogba, Asamoah and Ogbonna to shower and change apart from the others in "il vestuario" to spare the rest of the squad blushes.

 

[Tommy]

Appaently Conte has ordered Pogba, Asamoah and Ogbonna to shower and change apart from the others in "il vestuario" to spare the rest of the squad blushes.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

:Ogbonnagoi:

 

[Maddy]

Appaently Conte has ordered Pogba, Asamoah and Ogbonna to shower and change apart from the others in "il vestuario" to spare the rest of the squad blushes.

Watch out. Dicks in here.

Spoiler

The Great Black Dick Hoax

:trolldad:

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Watch out. Dicks in here.

Spoiler

The Great Black Dick Hoax

:trolldad:

Yeh u wish. Short dick white boiiiii :derp:

 

[Roman]

 

[ZoSo]

does anyone have the stats of the medical?

i heard they measured his cazzo

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it was record breaking

 

[Tommy]

It is one of the fabled giant pythons of the Sahel afterall.

 

[ZoSo]

Im pleased that another Mandingka warrior, of the blood line of Kunta Kinte, arrives to the club. For those of you interested in the study of human behavior, observe the raw, primal, basic instinct of the Ragazzas during matchdays. See them flock in droves towards "il vestuario di juventus stadium", giggling in mirth like school girls on a trip to the zoo, hoping to catch a glimpse, or a taste for the lucky, of the fabled giant pythons of the Sahel. Fortunately we keep 3 specimens of these creatures of legend: Ogbonna, Asamoah and Pogba. The Ebony horse is'nt just in the qitab-al-laylah-wa-laylah my friends; no, it is indeed flesh.

Benvenutti a la Juve il superiore atleto nero.

LALALALALALALALALALA

 

[Ahmed]

 

[Nzoric]

Did Badass make that?

 

[Klin]

Ogbonnator? Really?

badass_lame

 

[Tommy]

Did Badass make that?

 

[Carlos Primera]

Watch out. Dicks in here.

Spoiler

The Great Black Dick Hoax

:trolldad:

Do you curse the creator everytime you look down "there" to pee, and find a vienna sausage instead of an Obsidian Salami?

does anyone have the stats of the medical?

i heard they measured his cazzo

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it was record breaking

It is reportedly as long as Giovinco is tall, requiring it's own squad number. Juve ID have assigned 20", with the """ added for those mathematically inclined.

 

[ZoSo]

poetic.

 

[Lemon318]

"Ogbonna" apparently means African snake god of fertility and happines in Nigerian. Ogbonna is, in Nigerian Legend, a massive black Python, longer than 2 football pitches, and thicker than a blue whale. Women pray to him when they cannot bring themselves to orgasm, and he answers them in their dreams.

The coming of Angelo means the addition of another superior black athlete, together with Kwadwo and Paul, to the "black" and white ranks. Ragazza's from all over the bel paesa will be flocking to turin, in particular Il vestuario di juventus stadium, to wait outside the locker rooms hoping to catch a glimpse of where these black stallions "hang" out, no pun intended.