Andrea Barzagli (17 Viewers)

[Hust]

Allegri:

Take Barzagli home in a multi-police escort...wrap him in bubble rap and pillows...make sure he has a breathing hole. Fly him to Berlin...put him in the locker room and lock the doors...make sure to pad the entire locker room and give him only a little bit of water to drink and food to keep him fed until Saturday. Turn the water off so he doesn't shower and slip and fall...We need Barzagli to stay injury free please.

 

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[blondu]

Allegri:

Take Barzagli home in a multi-police escort...wrap him in bubble rap and pillows...make sure he has a breathing hole. Fly him to Berlin...put him in the locker room and lock the doors...make sure to pad the entire locker room and give him only a little bit of water to drink and food to keep him fed until Saturday. Turn the water off so he doesn't shower and slip and fall...We need Barzagli to stay injury free please.

 

[Hust]

Who remembers this Travolta movie?


This is the kind of mood I'm in. Life sucks but fuck it I'm happy we are at least in the CL final.

 

[JCK]

Allegri:

Take Barzagli home in a multi-police escort...wrap him in bubble rap and pillows...make sure he has a breathing hole. Fly him to Berlin...put him in the locker room and lock the doors...make sure to pad the entire locker room and give him only a little bit of water to drink and food to keep him fed until Saturday. Turn the water off so he doesn't shower and slip and fall...We need Barzagli to stay injury free please.

He will also smell bad and scare the barca forwards away.

 

[KB824]

Who remembers this Travolta movie?


This is the kind of mood I'm in. Life sucks but fuck it I'm happy we are at least in the CL final.

Oh man. When he goes to school in that space suit

 

[Hust]

 

[Trequartista]

So he's going to start the final after all. Thank god.

 

[zizinho]

Barzagli got dis

 

[Ocelot]

He do

 

[Gerd]

Barzagli to be the MVP of the match , you heard it here first .

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Pls don't come off injured.

 

[edgardavids2608]

So he is fit Thank god. If him and Chiellini were out we would be in big trouble

 

[blondu]

the biggest news to hear, barza is fit, is missing..wtf men...where is goal.com and f1 when you need them

 

[baggio]

Is it me or are the three players from Berlin 06 going to be on the pitch on the 6th of June. Fuckin eh. Destiny.

 

[swag]

Barzagli got dis

And yes, I'd much rather see him in our defense than Slippin' Giorgio Chiellini.

 

[blondu]

give him some cocaine to last for 90 mins

 

[Zacheryah]

Barzagli and Bonucci are better in this situation. Reduced chance of getting a shit ass penalty (like in madrid) by 507%.


Dont worry about that 352 lockdown tho

take off pirlo, introduce pereyra, put Vidal in the defence, Marchisio, Pogba, Pereyra central midfield





Who better to put up a true berlin wall, then Wallzagli ?

 

[zizinho]

Barzagli and Bonucci are better in this situation. Reduced chance of getting a $#@! ass penalty (like in madrid) by 507%.


Dont worry about that 352 lockdown tho

take off pirlo, introduce pereyra, put Vidal in the defence, Marchisio, Pogba, Pereyra central midfield





Who better to put up a true berlin wall, then Wallzagli ?

or take out Pirlo, put in Pereyra/Sturaro and continue with a 4-3-1-2 but with a rock solid midfield nfront of defense

 

[Rollie]

Praise the Universe, we have a stud like this in reserve. When fit, he's been our best defender the past few years -- we need a healthy, vintage performance here, but I think he can deliver!

 

[Zacheryah]

or take out Pirlo, put in Pereyra/Sturaro and continue with a 4-3-1-2 but with a rock solid midfield nfront of defense

Offcourse, thats my preferred formation aswel

Praise the Universe, we have a stud like this in reserve. When fit, he's been our best defender the past few years -- we need a healthy, vintage performance here, but I think he can deliver!

When fit, he's the best defender since Nesta hung up his boots