Chiellini's tackle, makes people reconsider their lives in Dru's Diary. And you probably lose half your lower body, testicals and will to live on.
Thing is, when you run into Wallzagli, its the end of all life. No diary.
(also chiellini plays mostly opposite flank of Christiano gayaldo
Chiellini is that truck that hits you that you don't see coming. That day, you roll the stop sign thinking no one is coming and a 2 ton 4x4 t-bones you in the knees and lights out. You wake up in a hospital bed with your teammates around you and that's when the doc comes in and says he had to take your legs to save your life. To make matters worse both your testicles exploded on impact and you don't have those either...they are still on the pitch somewhere in the defense 18 yard box. Story goes, on impact the sound they made popping was like a cheap helium balloon you bought for your niece at the state fair.
Wallzagli?...well, no one has lived to tell about it yet.
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2 days later you receive a fruit basket from Chielllini and signed DVD copy of King Kong.
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6 months later your wife leaves you because of the depression you live under.
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1 year later you wake up and your name went from CRonaldo to Cronios.
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A couple months later your daughter marries a bald guy that calls himself Lion and sells tires for a living.