Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (16 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

Can confirm I'm not high. Amauri will be like a new signing for us.

 

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[AndreaCristiano]

Can confirm I'm not high. Amauri will be like a new signing for us.

Poor poor man. Delusional then

 

[Trequartista]

Poor poor man. Delusional then

He's obviously joking.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

He's obviously joking.

He's a fundamental Christian. Of course he takes my words literally

 

[Trequartista]

He's a fundamental Christian. Of course he takes my words literally

Are you implying that you're God?

 

[Suns]

Amauri's process:

When the transfer window is closed: I want to leave. I am a football player and I want to play, I don't care about money.
Transfer window opens: Woho, finally time to leave.
The end of the transfer window: Refuses all the proposals he got and gives some BS excuse.
The transfer window closes: I never wanted to leave. I want to prove that I have what it takes to make it in Juventus.

All while this is going on Amauri is thinking: :money::money::money::money:

 

[AndreaCristiano]

He's a fundamental Christian. Of course he takes my words literally

I'm a fundamental lol you have no clue do you.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

He's obviously joking.

So was I

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Amauri's process:

When the transfer window is closed: I want to leave. I am a football player and I want to play, I don't care about money.
Transfer window opens: Woho, finally time to leave.
The end of the transfer window: Refuses all the proposals he got and gives some BS excuse.
The transfer window closes: I never wanted to leave. I want to prove that I have what it takes to make it in Juventus.

All while this is going on Amauri is thinking: :money::money::money::money:

Pretty accurate

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Are you implying that you're God?

Bow down to me, for I am your God.

 

[Klin]

He only bows down to beardy, blanket wearing men.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

He only bows down to beardy, blanket wearing men.

 

[Trequartista]

He only bows down to beardy, blanket wearing men.

 

[Mark]

meeting with viola merda for the immovable object.

 

[Hust]

thank God.

 

[hudick]

Can anyone move this thread to history section or in a recycle bin. I get sick when i see his name.

 

[Fake Melo]

We are closer than EVER to move this guy.

 

[X Æ A-12]

:xfinger:

 

[Hust]

 

[Cheesio]