Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (16 Viewers)

[Salvatore]

Why would he say "counting the days"?
Would make a lot more sense if he was just honest: "I'm counting the money until January."

Exactly what he wants his new club to think.

 

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[RAMI-N]

 

[Trezegol17]

I'm counting with him, the sooner it ends the better. Let's buy him a chocolate X-mas calendar, he can eat a chocolate every day the end comes closer!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

"I'm counting the days until January. I can't wait to leave."

he must think he's the only one

 

[Fake Melo]

I hope we don't sell him, let him feel the wrath till summer.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I hope we don't sell him, let him feel the wrath till summer.

i hope he gets burgled and robbed hard from his home and encounters a money scam that wipes his account clean

 

[Salvatore]

I hope we don't sell him, let him feel the wrath till summer.

"the wrath" being Juventus continuing to pay him his current wage? Awful experience that must be.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I think i hate him almost as much as i hate zlatan...and the fucking clown is not even half as talented as the camel.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

tbh at least zlatan had justifications for his wages.

perhaps amauri should take a leaf from your book and donate his wealth

 

[WΏΏdy?]

tbh at least zlatan had justifications for his wages.

perhaps amauri should take a leaf from your book and donate his wealth

Im not too worried about the wages of zlatan or janet...its just the fucking clattering thorny buttocks that they are, I wish amauri all the best in suffering a couple of season long injury and then play in korea where he gets kidnapped and experimented on.

 

[Bozi]

i want to literally wrap him in cotton wool and store him away till new year

 

[RAVANELLI]

I'm counting with him, the sooner it ends the better. Let's buy him a chocolate X-mas calendar, he can eat a chocolate every day the end comes closer!

Fuck Amauri, I want that calendar for me :coffee:

 

[.zero]

i want to literally wrap him in cotton wool and store him away till new year

Like a tampon?

 

[Bozi]

Like a tampon?

a tampon is designed to help keep clean sheets,Amauri causes them by accident

 

[Fake Melo]

"the wrath" being Juventus continuing to pay him his current wage? Awful experience that must be.

He says he's counting days? Let him count days for 6 more months.

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Avalanche]

Can't we cut his wages and hold him out his contract?

 

[adriano_c]

Okay, now that's just indefensible.

He has his own name tattooed on his arm.

 

[Avalanche]

Hey, every legendary player has the right to tattoo his name on his arm!

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

So we'll never get to see the Amauri-Toni-Iaquinta trident of terror?