Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (117 Viewers)

[ALC]

*queefs*

 

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[Osman]

I can just imagine him in EPL, in Spurs, vs Gooners or another of the dozen london derbies, and rival fans go:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats Amore! When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Amauri!

 

[X Æ A-12]

Spelling queef correctly gives him credit, sorta like doing his job correctly. Amauri is a quief, not a queef.

Did you just notice you spelled queef incorrectly? Be honest.

 

[Hust]

I can just imagine him in EPL, in Spurs, vs Gooners or another of the dozen london derbies, and rival fans go:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats Amore! When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Amauri!

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This is the spirit I've been pushing for now for such a long time. My work here is almost done.

 

[Hust]

Did you just notice you spelled queef incorrectly? Be honest.

googled it

 

[Tommy]

I can just imagine him in EPL, in Spurs, vs Gooners or another of the dozen london derbies, and rival fans go:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats Amore! When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Amauri!

 

[RAVANELLI]

I can just imagine him in EPL, in Spurs, vs Gooners or another of the dozen london derbies, and rival fans go:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats Amore! When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Amauri!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Stop dissing Juventus players please. Thanks.

 

[Klin]

The day this thread is in the history section....i will lose control.

This is how you be when you're in control? You have a problem.

Stop dissing Juventus players please. Thanks.

Cummy should get infracted.

 

[NinjaPoggy]

TBH conte should have given amauri a chance in his new system. It was pretty clear after he scored those 7 goals for parma that the problem was not amauri but Del neri

 

[JCK]

TBH conte should have given amauri a chance in his new system. It was pretty clear after he scored those 7 goals for parma that the problem was not amauri but Del neri

Was it also Ferrara and Zaccherroni?

 

[Nzoric]

Really too bad regarding this guy, could have been a star player in our team if he didn't act like such a asshole and showed some heart. He completely lost me with his rejection of moving away from the club, even though he was fully aware that he wouldn't get to play. If you do that, you're simply in it for the wrong reasons, it's not like players at Marseille are poor by any means.

 

[Salvatore]

Was it also Ferrara and Zaccherroni?

And Ranieri for half a season before those two.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

TBH conte should have given amauri a chance in his new system. It was pretty clear after he scored those 7 goals for parma that the problem was not amauri but Del neri

Beautifully executed troll. Full marks.

 

[Jem83]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I couldn't have trolled it better, meself.

 

[Jem83]

Yeah, that's a pro right there.

 

[The Curr]

First Yago and now this guy. 'Arry sure can pick 'em.

 

[Tommy]

Tuesday November 15 2011

Amauri paired with Werder

By Football Italia staff

German club Werder Bremen are showing an interest in forgotten Juventus striker Amauri, according to reports.

Werder are looking for new attacking options and they are considering a January bid for the centre-forward.
Amauri is available for transfer given that his contract expires in June 2012 and he is not in the plans of Juve boss Antonio Conte.
The Brazilian-born Italian international has not played this season and has been forced to train away from the first team after he refused a summer switch.
Amauri, who is on an incredible €3.8m a season in terms of wages, is also understood to be a target for Tottenham.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Pay them to take him off us.