Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (18 Viewers)

[Salvatore]

Goodbye to "Juve's reply to Ibrahimovic."

Or the most complete forward in the world like Drogba.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Fint]

£35,000 a week

35 GRAND??? Who'd be stupid enough to pay him this amount of.........



never mind


Great news though

 

[Nzoric]

Tottenham would be, they're jews anyway.

 

[Tommy]

Who's buying him? My condolences.

 

[Fint]

Spurs or Fulham I think?

 

[Nzoric]

Feed him to the jews, just paint him gold before the meeting.

 

[Tommy]

Anyone wants Iaquinta free with this beast?

 

[Hust]

Goodbye to "Juve's reply to Ibrahimovic."

"He holds the ball up well, though"

 

[Hust]

For you I think that goes without saying, Cam

but what the hell, I think this calls for a celebration:

"The fact of the matter is, we have lost 2 of our best players to free agency. We haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, we haven't finished higher than 4th in the last 15. Obviously, we need some changes."

To Secco: "Nice transfer Alessio. Don't ever fucking do it again"

 

[.zero]

Goodbye to "Juve's reply to Ibrahimovic."

I hope he receives better service at his new club then he did in Turin

...Since that was the only thing holding him back

 

[Salvatore]

"He holds the ball up well, though"

"Amauri nearly scored"

 

[.zero]

To Secco: "Nice transfer Alessio. Don't ever fucking do it again"

 

[Hust]

"Amauri nearly scored"

"Amauri works hard and has a pressence in attack"

 

[.zero]

I like when he gets angry at teammates for wasting chances

 

[Hust]

Breakingnews: NASA recovers what was thought a meteorite from outerspace that landed late last night in a Montana cattle ranch leaving a blazzing trail behind. After much media buzz and frantic scientific research that DNA was found on in the fragments of the meteorite claiming that alien life exists from the depths of the Milky Way. On-lookers and alien goons will be drastically let down as CIA/NSA cooperation in analzying the DNA found it was actually a human hair found on the fragments. After further test from the US Gov at an "Undisclosed Location" found that the fragments were not metal at all, they actually in fact came from a FIFA Approved Soccer Ball...

More news to follow...

 

[Hust]

I like when he gets angry at teammates for wasting chances

Well, at least his hair was always properly secure with a head band for 90mins.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I would so buy him on my fantasy team.

same here i can misdirect the guys at work who know fuck all about italian football to buy him and i can go clear in the fantasy league

 

[.zero]

Well, at least his hair was always properly secure with a head band for 90mins.

Amauri to Marotta:

I got news for you Mr. Marotta, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I play against you I'm gonna stick it up you're fuckin' ass! [kicks ball against locker and flips his hair back]

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm gonna miss the lad.

 

[.zero]

I'm gonna miss the lad.

You and I both

I'm glad that I'm one of the very few fans to ever see him score in person.