Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (17 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

It's ok you can do that now, you won't burn in hell..

But I'd get an infraction if I call him a stinky piece of poo. So I wouldn't do that.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

I would never insult one of Juve's players, but I can't wait for Amauri to leave so I can call him the most lifelike plank of wood I've ever seen.

As long as you don't mind waiting because Amauri plans to be here until he breaks DP's appearance record.

 

[Hust]

And a lot of people are going to be disappointed if they think it has something to do with getting Ilicic.

I don't care if we don't get anything in return. Hell, money saved on wages is good enough for me. This guy needs to fuck-off quickly.

 

[.zero]

I heard Amauri is now doing tampon promotions

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Watch your mouth, he's still a Juve player.

 

[Wahdan]

I have feeling he may return to his best at Palermo, but I really hope Zamparini takes him away NOW!

 

[Snoop]

But I'd get an infraction if I call him a stinky piece of poo. So I wouldn't do that.

I would wish if the club insurance this mother fucker's legs and the day after he gets injured and his career end, and we get loads of money for it, but I won't do that ever, infractions..

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I would wish if the club insurance this mother fucker's legs and the day after he gets injured and his career end, and we get loads of money for it, but I won't do that ever, infractions..

So, forza Amauri?

 

[Hust]

But I'd get an infraction if I call him a stinky piece of poo. So I wouldn't do that.

You can't be punished for being honest, can you?

 

[Hust]

Watch your mouth, he's still a Juve player.

haha who cares. Juve player or not, when it comes to Janet there is not code of conduct. A slut is a slut, a bitch is a bitch.

eazy duz it

 

[X Æ A-12]

But honesty, when it comes to Amauri, might result in a ban.

 

[Hust]

But honesty, when it comes to Amauri, might result in a ban.

 

[.zero]

I bet Cam has posters of Amauri all over the walls of his room, and he sleeps in Amauri underoos

 

[X Æ A-12]

And spunks in a pair of Amauri socks.

 

[Hust]

I bet Cam has posters of Amauri all over the walls of his room, and he sleeps in Amauri underoos

I have a dart board with his face on it. His wide open mouth is the fucking bulls-eye.

 

[Hust]

And spunks in a pair of Amauri socks.

toilet paper*

 

[X Æ A-12]

His wide open mouth is the fucking bulls-eye.

.....

 

[Wahdan]

Media will start linking us in an exchange deal with Amauri and all Palermo’s squad in the next 10 days.

 

[Hust]

.....

And you can take that anyway you want it. I know how you like to take it, anyways.

 

[Hust]

Media will start linking us in an exchange deal with Amauri and all Palermo’s squad in the next 10 days.

Bringing back Nocerino, the New "Gattuso".