Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (15 Viewers)

[Lion]

secco was stupid enough to give him a 4 million a year salary

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

There will never be another Secco.

 

[Cirillo]

Secco was also stupid enough to pay the grand sum of 28m for him wasn't he?

 

[Seven]

Ahhh... good one.



I may call him Janet until he scores again, but he's still a Juve player. So I won't make fun of him or insult him because he broke his bloodied nose going for a header in play.

Exactly. And even if I always played the week after I can assure everyone that a broken nose can hurt like hell. Nevermind the headaches you have for a week, because you probably have a concussion too. And then there's all the blood you're swallowing and the fact that you can't breathe properly for a week. Also, while it may not be Amauri's problem, but people tend to avoid you when they see you with a broken nose and two black eyes, because they think you'll fight them over anything.

Seriously, it's no fun .

 

[Seven]

He's a pussy for needing a nose surgery.

Most nose surgeries are done because the patient can't breathe properly without the surgery. If you're a professional athlete breathing might be very important.

 

[JCK]

I didn't know Amauri breathed.

 

[adriano_c]

As plant-like as he is I don't think he absorbs oxygen through the pitch...

 

[Kasaki]

Can't he just wear a Chiellini style mask?

 

[KroniK]

And mess his pretty hair?
NEVER!

 

[Hust]

Most nose surgeries are done because the patient can't breathe properly without the surgery. If you're a professional athlete breathing might be very important.

What if, like Amauri, you are not a professional athlete?

 

[Max]

Lets see one of you pussys taking a blow in the nose, would probably go running to mommy.

If he needs to get an operation, its almost impossible for him to play the day after. Its too much to risk.

You can hate Amauri as much as you want, but please be reasonable.

I've already broken my nose playing football and I kept playing with two pieces of tissue paper stuck up each of my nostrils (I'm not particularly tough, either). Fuck John, I am the walrus. It really comes down to the type of person you are. I suppose I can't really blame Amauri. If I was in as comfortable of a position as he is, making a cool 3.3 million a season, I'd milk that injury as well.

Perhaps my "pussy" remark was taken a tad too seriously. I hope I didn't offend anybody and I surely hope Amauri wasn't reading. Imagine how long he'd be out with "hurt feelings".

 

[Albertmare]

Amateuri Carvalho da Silva

 

[Hust]

Amateuri Carvalho da Silva

Dear Albert,

Yours forever,
Señor Hust

 

[X Æ A-12]

Hey, that track was in Office Space.

 

[Hust]

Hey, that track was in Office Space.

Indeed it was, sir.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm liking the smilies, Hustini.

 

[Hust]

Eazy duz it

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Look at the #1 poster in this thread. What a great fanboy!

 

[Hust]

It's how I roll...

 

[Hust]

Good night Amauri, sweet dreams, don't let the goal drought bugs bite.