Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (25 Viewers)

[Gian]

The thing with Amauri is he used to be half decent with Palermo and in the beginning with Juve. He was used a semi-poacher, but he could assist in the box and his headers were fine. During the past 1 1/2 years he has become all muscle and idiotic. He runs in places where you can only think of wtf, he pushes his marker down all the time, his headers are even piss poor these days. I wish we sold his ass and got Huntelaar instead.

 

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[Luca]

The sad thing is that he actually is trying to head the ball into the net on that picture.

 

[Linebreak]

The sad thing is that he actually is trying to head the ball into the net on that picture.

Well he looks like he's heading it in the wrong direction... away from the net!

 

[JBF]

That's why he said it's sad.

 

[.zero]

Yes, that's the one, he usually claps to someone he has his back towards...as a sign of gratitude for a good cross or pass that he totally wasted.

They should be clapping for him and the tremendous amount of effort put forth by Amauri

 

[Nicholas]

Injured again.

 

[V]

We won't be able to even off-load this guy.

 

[Nicholas]

I know, he's starting to piss me off with all these injuries.

 

[Byrone]

What a legend, he must have injured himself out sprinting Krasic & out jumping Chiellini to head the winning goal during training.

What a beast, he needs time.

 

[V]

What a legend, he must have injured himself out sprinting Krasic & out jumping Chiellini to head the winning goal during training.

What a beast, he needs time.

You mean almost out-sprinting.

 

[Nicholas]

Atleast he tried, Trez would of been rooted to the spot like a tree.

 

[Byrone]

You mean almost out-sprinting.

Either way he beat his man.

 

[Trezegol17]

How about we stop giving this guy attention , he doesnt deserve his own thread, doesnt deserve to kiss Trez his boots, doesnt deserve to go to the barber, doesnt deserve to be a brazilian nor being italian, last but not last he doesnt deserve to be in Juventus!

 

[sallyinzaghi]

SIGH

 

[Byrone]

Atleast he tried, Trez would of been rooted to the spot like a tree.

-rep. Come to think of it, that ladyboy you banged is probably Elvin & that's why you have this opinion.

 

[Nicholas]

 

[V]

Oh, I forgot Nick was the one with the ladyboy story.

 

[Nicholas]

Now now V

 

[Byrone]

Oh, I forgot Nick was the one with the ladyboy story.

Yes, Nick found him/her at a military base.:eyebrows:

 

[Kasaki]

Report: Juventus Will Sell Amauri To Aston Villa & Fund A Move For Real Madrid Ace Karim Benzema
Juventus continue to be linked with Real Madrid's Karim Benzema as Amauri faces a Premier League future with Aston Villa...

Juventus striker Amauri is subject to Premier League interest as Aston Villa could be his next destination.

The Bianconeri would then use the funds to siphon off a move for Real Madrid ace Karim Benzema.

Leggo reports Amauri is being considered by Milan, but the real interest has come from Villa.

They are willing to offer Juventus around €8 million for the Brazilian who has struggled to fire up his season. Chances of progression look wafer thin, leaving his future at Vinovo open to question.

He has been peripheral to plans this season, and the Premier League would help shape a new visual language for his future.

Juventus president Andrea Agnelli would then provide portage and a hoard of cash for Benzema. He no longer cuts a stellar figure with Jose Mourinho, who will consider selling him.

The Bianconeri would need around €15m for the Frenchman. He would have to accept a reduction to his €7m per annum wages though.