Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (27 Viewers)

[ALC]

Unless it's 60 minutes of "Janet's Greatest Misses" with the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background.

someone should make that

 

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Janet makes it fresh each week.

 

[JCK]

Though what's the compilation of? You could finish his 2009-2010 compilation in two minutes. Unless it's 60 minutes of "Janet's Greatest Misses" with the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background.

I would really like to see that, each miss followed by either the famous over-head-clapping or his infamous face palm.

 

[V]

I would really like to see that, each miss followed by either the famous over-head-clapping or his infamous face palm.

You mean double face-palm.

 

[JCK]

I mean that, do you have a picture of the clapping?

 

[JCK]

This one is also ugly

 

[Salvatore]

The one I'm thinking about is when he looks at the ground and his hands are directly above his head clapping.

 

[JCK]

The one I'm thinking about is when he looks at the ground and his hands are directly above his head clapping.

Yes, that's the one, he usually claps to someone he has his back towards...as a sign of gratitude for a good cross or pass that he totally wasted.

 

[V]

"Oh noes, why do I have to hit the ball to score. Messes up my hair."

 

[Salvatore]

Perfect.

 

[Salvatore]

"Oh noes, why do I have to hit the ball to score. Messes up my hair."

"Whoah, what happened to the official Serie A ball?"

 

[JCK]

This is by far the most disturbing gesture he does.

Hey, you sent me a great ball but I wasted the living crap out of it, thank you.

 

[V]

This is by far the most disturbing gesture he does.

Hey, you sent me a great ball but I wasted the living crap out of it, thank you.

 

[delrey]

He is just not resourceful. He is too shy

 

[Tommy]

last page

 

[redtag]

i beginning to love this thread. its about fashion and modelling.

 

[soil]

Does anyone know if he scores during the training? It doesn't even matter if he is playing by himself

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

probably he is missin' his coach

 

[pookeri-nedved]

Does anyone knows if he scores during the training? It doesn't even matter if he is playing by himself

every time he shots the ball he goes to catch up it... ..

 

[ALC]

haha he looks like a goalkeeper