Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (64 Viewers)

[Ahmed]

well taken goal, Bravo Amauri!

can someone think of a cool nickname plz

 

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[cyril]

amaurica?

 

[Ahmed]

NEXT

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Amerie?

 

[Ahmed]

uuuhhhh NEXT

 

[Lion]

Golmauri

 

[Ahmed]

that's more like it...

 

[cyril]

Let's think of a better one, we have a trezegol.

 

[Lion]

on a another note, that Arab Commentator needs to stop calling him "Amoori"

 

[Ahmed]

Let's think of a better one, we have a trezegol.

keep going

 

[Ibrahimovic9]

<-----------------never doubted Amauri.

 

[Christina]

well taken goal, Bravo Amauri!

can someone think of a cool nickname plz

Amore.

 

[sarin16]

well taken goal, Bravo Amauri!

can someone think of a cool nickname plz

ak-8

 

[Disease]

Warning: Do not read this post if you're not in a good mood. Will probably make you wanna kill someone (i.e. me.).

Nicknames for Amauri:

Amauripper! (Pronounced -rippa, for the coolness factor. As in he rips the opponent's goal.)

Amauri the Barbarian (Eh, the beast reference? Nevermind.)

Amauricious. (Eeuww. Been watching too much Project Runway. No, Im not gay, I'm a girl.)

Amauradar!! (Not sure what radar he's got... Eh, the defender-radar? Also a play of word on gladiator? Or Amaurator.)

MammAmauri! (As in Mamma Mia! Just imagine, after each goal, Mammamauri!! LOL. I'm sorry.)

Can't think of anything else. I'm sorry for torturing anyone who actually reads this pointless post. I'm bored, sleepy, can't sleep, and am too lazy to get out, so I needed to get my, er, "creative juices" flowing. My apologies again.

 

[CalcioJuventus]

Warning: Do not read this post if you're not in a good mood. Will probably make you wanna kill someone (i.e. me.).

Nicknames for Amauri:

Amauripper! (Pronounced -rippa, for the coolness factor. As in he rips the opponent's goal.)

Amauri the Barbarian (Eh, the beast reference? Nevermind.)

Amauricious. (Eeuww. Been watching too much Project Runway. No, Im not gay, I'm a girl.)

Amauradar!! (Not sure what radar he's got... Eh, the defender-radar? Also a play of word on gladiator? Or Amaurator.)

MammAmauri! (As in Mamma Mia! Just imagine, after each goal, Mammamauri!! LOL. I'm sorry.)

Can't think of anything else. I'm sorry for torturing anyone who actually reads this pointless post. I'm bored, sleepy, can't sleep, and am too lazy to get out, so I needed to get my, er, "creative juices" flowing. My apologies again.

Maybe it is better if he does not have a nickname hahahah

 

[Disease]

Maybe it is better if he does not have a nickname hahahah

I can't say I disagree, especially with that list, haha...
Amauri alone is pretty cool. Definitely cooler than any of those nicks, at least, haha...

 

[CalcioJuventus]

hahah yeah he has a pretty solid name.

hopefully he just keeps doing what he is doing.

 

[Enoran]

Maybe "His Airness" cos the guy really can jump, always seems to out-jump opposing defenders or maybe Amurinator

But the name Amauri is nice, sound so Italian ...

 

[Bjerknes]

I have the best name for Amauri:

Pizza Topping.

 

[.zero]

i got a few names for our overpaid buddy. how about:

- "bare minimum"
- "1 and done"
- "my contract explicitly states no multi goal efforts"
- "viola kept me in check"