Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (137 Viewers)

[.zero]

"Amauri Carvalho de Oliveira, you have been found guilty on the charge of being an overrated piece of crap. You are hereby sentenced to a lifelong career with Salernitana without parole."

 

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[Powis]

now he will be easier to sell

that his girlfriend?

 

[Ahmed]

he's married, even has a kid...and No, I think it might be his mom/lawyer/cougar

 

[The Curr]

he's married, even has a kid...and No, I think it might be his mom/lawyer/cougar

Mom? She's looking good if that's the case.

 

[.zero]

Mom? She's looking good if that's the case.

Yes indeed

she is definitely plug worthy

 

[BlanquiNegro]

"Amauri Carvalho de Oliveira, you have been found guilty on the charge of being an overrated piece of crap. You are hereby sentenced to a lifelong career with Salernitana without parole."

 

[pitbull]

Congrats Amauri. In an ideal world he'd go to SA, do well and wear Real Madrid/Manchester City jersey next season.

 

[Ken]

 

[Salvatore]

that his girlfriend?

he's married, even has a kid...and No, I think it might be his mom/lawyer/cougar

Mom? She's looking good if that's the case.

Yes indeed

she is definitely plug worthy

That is his wife. Unlucky on being called your husbands Mom, Cynthia.

 

[Ken]

Looks 60odd in that picture.. Are you sure Salvatore?

 

[Salvatore]

Going by this photo...

 

[The Curr]

She looks even worse there.

 

[Ken]

Fatter. Bloody hell Ama... even I could do better than that.

 

[Salvatore]

These Brazilians must fall for their first love or something.

Another example.

Pato is also married IIRC.

 

[giovanotti]

Salvatore,say that to Ronaldo (the fat one).

 

[Ahmed]

LOL

what the fuck

 

[Hust]

Albert your maths is terrible.

2119 / 5 = 423.8 mins per 1 goal

423.8 / 90 = 4.71

Amauri scores a goal every 4.71 matches this year

Bravo.

Not only can't he score during games but clearly he can't score off the field either.

 

[Bjerknes]

These Brazilians must fall for their first love or something.

Another example.

Pato is also married IIRC.

The fuck?

He looks like he's 17 and got his first blow job.

 

[Max]

Brazilians are all about the tush.

 

[Albertmare]

Italy coach Marcello Lippi says he will begin observing Amauri after the Brazilian-born Juventus forward gained Italian citizenship.

Amauri finally got his legal documentation in place and was sworn in Monday.

On Tuesday, Lippi said that "starting today I'll begin following him, but there's no guarantee that he'll be called up (for the World Cup)."

The 29-year-old Amauri has struggled somewhat this season, scoring only five goals in Serie A after producing a total of 27 goals over the past two seasons.

Lippi added that he speaks "often" with AS Roma captain Francesco Totti, who has hinted at a possible return to the national team despite retiring from international play after Italy won the 2006 World Cup.

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/worldcup/story/Lippi-to-start-observing-Amauri

Now , please score please .