Amauri Carvalho de Oliveira (46 Viewers)

[JCK]

Secco went to Spain to sign Puyol. You heard it here first.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Dostoevsky]

Would you like to see him here,Jack?

 

[Luca]

Secco went to Spain to sign Puyol. You heard it here first.

the dog? leaving barca? NEVER.

 

[JCK]

Would you like to see him here,Jack?

If he plays in the middle next to Chiellini and Chiellini is not moved to LB AND if he plays in the same passion as he plays at Barshitlona, yes, I'm fine with the porn star.

the dog? leaving barca? NEVER.

He's actually a porn star from the 60s, not a dog.

 

[Luca]

If he plays in the middle next to Chiellini and Chiellini is not moved to LB AND if he plays in the same passion as he plays at Barshitlona, yes, I'm fine with the porn star.



He's actually a porn star from the 60s, not a dog.

all he is missing is a poon tash

 

[Dostoevsky]

Porn star from 60s

 

[JCK]

all he is missing is a poon tash

You're mistaken, he is not missing anything.

 

[Luca]

You're mistaken, he is not missing anything.

Thats a nice, big, well oiled................................ moustash
all he is missing now is a wife beater vest

 

[JCK]

Here he is

 

[JCK]

You heard it here first, Secco went to Turkey to bring Alex and Roberto Carlos.

 

[Mark]

I can confirm this, I'll be having some Turkey with my friends Roberto and Carlos at Alex's diner in Spain next week.

 

[Fellas]

I can confirm this, I'll be having some Turkey with my friends Roberto and Carlos at Alex's diner in Spain next week.

Give us/me the latest news about the Amauri deal.

 

[Mark]

it's off, we're buying Eto'o.

 

[Cronios]

Which is the new, updated % of Amauri, that we posses now?

 

[.zero]

98.7%

 

[Mafia]

Which is the new, updated % of Amauri, that we posses now?

You need to use differential rates of change equations to figure that out nowadays, considering how much his % fluctuates per second.

In the time it took me to post this message his % has changed at least 60 times.

 

[Mark]

credit to VS

 

[Azzurri7]

Official?

 

[Albertmare]

Source ?

 

[Mafia]

I am pretty sure the source for that would be Photoshop.