Alvaro Morata - ST - Real Madrid (62 Viewers)

[Klin]

Look at him squirming

Nah, I just don't think he knows the joke.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[piotrr]

See, no reason not to like him - you guys got plenty in common.

 

[Gerd]

why are you laughing?

Hydde and multiquote . Now that i read the rest i must say i wouldn't mind if you present me your hot sister

 

[Klin]

Hydde and multiquote . Now that i read the rest i must say i wouldn't mind if you present me your hot sister

Oh shit.

 

[Nzoric]

Oh shit.

He's gunning for your girl.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

So, to summarize the last pages...

Morata has a hot girlfriend and sister.

Me and Hustini are living the dream.

Dusan hates women and think they're all sluts.

AC met his wife at a porn site.

Hydde teaches Computing at Oxford.

Not a porn site but she could definitely be a Victoria secrets model

 

[Klin]

He's gunning for your girl.

At least I still have one.

Spoiler

Too soon?

- - - Updated - - -

Not a porn site but she could definitely be a Victoria secrets model

Sure buddy.

 

[Nzoric]

Spoiler

we're back together

- - - Updated - - -

Not a porn site but she could definitely be a Victoria secrets model

She must be the fattest girl in Jersey.

 

[Klin]

Spoiler

That is awesome! So you fell for her or did she?

 

[AndreaCristiano]

At least I still have one.

Spoiler

Too soon?

- - - Updated - - -



Sure buddy.

I posted a picture of her along while back. Many people saw us together and know how beautiful she is. I had to remove it though because some were vulgar jerks , shit Allen even remembered her name when I came back and asked when the wedding date is

 

[Nzoric]

Spoiler

we met a week after breaking up, to return some stuff and she just looked amazing, was funny and charming. So I pussied out and proposed we talk seriously to see if there is any grounds for trying again. Working like a charm ever since

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Spoiler

we're back together

- - - Updated - - -



She must be the fattest girl in Jersey.

Yea right she's 5'5" 110-15 lbs

 

[Klin]

I posted a picture of her along while back. Many people saw us together and know how beautiful she is. I had to remove it though because some were vulgar jerks , shit Allen even remembered her name when I came back and asked when the wedding date is

Alen is a freak, true. Don't ever trust a Balkan. Sadly I didn't see the picture. but I'm sure she's lovely bro.

- - - Updated - - -

Spoiler

we met a week after breaking up, to return some stuff and she just looked amazing, was funny and charming. So I pussied out and proposed we talk seriously to see if there is any grounds for trying again. Working like a charm ever since

Spoiler

So you did. That took some balls. I'm proud of you. Don't screw it up now!

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Alen is a freak, true. Don't ever trust a Balkan. Sadly I didn't see the picture. but I'm sure she's lovely bro.

Thanks man.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Ffs, Nikola.

 

[Nzoric]

Hvad nu?

 

[Klin]

Thanks man.

Welcome. :smile:

Ffs, Nikola.

Hey dickhead!

 

[Osman]

I'm proud of you Nikola For manning up like that

and more importantly for the epic delivery of ze Klin joke

 

[Hængebøffer]

Welcome. :smile:



Hey dickhead!

On another note - I found bite marks down there earlier. Paris

 

[Nzoric]

I'm proud of you Nikola For manning up like that

and more importantly for the epic delivery of ze Klin joke

Lol thanks.