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    Dear American:
    I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
    I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
    I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.
    This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
    Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to [email protected] so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
    Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
    :lol2:
     

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    No way. John McCain is in DC. He's going to fix everything. He wouldn't use the financial crisis as a ploy to avoid a debate with Obama. Republicans aren't shady like that.
     
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    Bjerknes

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    Who to trust? The Wall Street Gurus or the economists?

    If they don't get something done by this weekend, well, the sky really is falling.
     

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    We probably ought to removed all the cash from our bank accounts and deposit in the the Bank of Mattress just to be safe.
     

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    I can't wait. We should all look for each other at the camps and get a juventuz contingent going. A straight up 24/7 block party of FEMA trailers. Just follow the smell of Bush Light and the sound of Billy Ocean.
     
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    Bjerknes

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    I love Kucinich in a debate though.
    Of course! Kucinich is a DRACO-BORG controlled by the Reptoid species of extraterrestrials. He can argue anything the Royal Draco Society wants to pass on to humanoids and the subpar greys for brain manipulation.
     
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    Kucinich is one of the few politicians in history to claim he has seen UFO's. And he's serious about it, too.
     

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